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His momma is boning Theo Von
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The OL was dogshit under Herman too, but it was more solid sun dried chunks while Sark’s OL is cold slippery diarrhea with dudes rolling around each other all over the floor.
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Herman was an unlikable prick with a smoking hot crazy wife who participated in doing blow off stripper titties. Being disliked gave Herman no breathing room when it came to losing. He was unpolished and looked like a doofus. The sledgehammer incident, the double bird to the LHN cameras during recruiting day and the Drew Lock backpack thing made him look like an unpolished moron who couldn’t lick the butter off Mack’s teeth. The Eyes of Texas controversy where Herman said he wouldn’t force the players to sing it seemed to be the final straw, especially after Sam was pictured on the field by himself during the song. The way Herman circled the drain at FAU would’ve eventually happened here, but I don’t think Herman would’ve ever let us have such an absolute dogshit O-line like the one we have in Year 5 of Sark. I still don’t understand how Herman recruited lion-hearted guys like Rojo, Bijan and JWhitt despite being a gigantic asshole who couldn’t shut up about being in Mensa.
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Thats not what I fucking said. You’re obviously fucking stupid if your takeaway from my comment is that Herman is better than Sark which is ridiculous and insulting to everything Sark has done here. Herman was a gigantic pussyass shitbag borderline psycho, but he won us 10 games at least once in 2018. My point is that people act like Sark rescued us from a decade of Charlie Strong play and completely gloss over a ten win season by Herman before Herman dropped the ball in 2019 and 2020. I’m glad Herman is gone but don’t act like we were some 5-7 team that Sark completely rescued from the shitter. The 3 games we lost in 2020 were all by a margin of 13 points. If Keontay Ingram doesn’t fumble at the TCU 1 yard line, we win that game instead of losing by 2. If Sam doesn’t throw another game ending pick in 4OT in the OU game, we could have tied it up and gone to 5OT. If Dicker makes the final kick against Iowa State, we go to OT instead of losing by 3. All the pieces fell into place perfectly for Herman to be canned that year because he was such an unlikeable prick, but the team wasn’t as bad as you’d like to think. I’m glad Herman got fired so we could get Sark, but let’s pump the brakes on Sark being a savior when the NIL factor is also in play here.
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We managed to win 10 games and beat Georgia in the Sugar Bowl in 2018 while being coached by an alleged piss monitoring alcoholic who burned people’s food while also dealing with his problematic wife. So don’t act like Sark was a savior and the first guy to win double digit games around here in over a decade, even if Sark did do us the favor of getting rid of the Mensasshole who thought he was smarter than everyone else. Herman got fired in 2020 after going 7-3 and losing those 3 games by a total of 13 points, including an 8 point 4OT loss to OU. That’s a razor thin margin of error. Good riddance to Herman, but let’s not act like Sark walks on water and rescued us from the constant 7 loss seasons that Charlie Strong was pumping out. Sark has the advantage of recruiting with NIL while his predecessors did not.
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It proves Sark has a proven history of lying about what transpires behind the scenes regarding his pursuit of NFL coaching jobs. The exact thing we’re fucking talking about right now. Sark 2007: I was not offered the Oakland Raiders job. Sark 2020: I was offered the Oakland Raiders job and I turned it down.
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I had no idea UTPD hired tiny little men to be on the force.
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The issue is that Sark has a history of conflicting statements regarding his NFL coaching prospects. In 2007, ESPN reported Sark was offered the Oakland Raiders job but turned them down to remain at USC. The Raiders then issued a statement in response to the ESPN story saying they never offered Sark the job as they were still doing their due diligence on him. After the Raiders issued the statement, Sark publicly confirmed the ESPN story was incorrect and he would remain at USC. Fast forward to a video of 2020 of Sark at a coaching clinic saying how he was offered the Raiders job but turned it down because it wasn’t the right fit for him. So which is it Sark? Were you offered the job or not?
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Yeah, you just have your agent make the denial for you.
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Here’s a transcript from the presser. Sark said the report was ridiculous and was mad it was reported as factual. But Sark never directly addressed the question by saying he wasn’t interested in the NFL, only Sark’s agent said that in a posted statement. Q: Do you have interest in the NFL? Do you want to address that? Sark: I’d love to touch on this, so bear with me for a second because it really pisses me off that one person can make a report that, in turn, the entire media sports world runs with as factual. To the point of my agency and my agents have to put a statement out that they never have done historically. CAA, Jimmy Sexton and Ed Manowitz have never done that. But I had to do that to protect my locker room and my team. And I thought it was absolutely ridiculous, I thought it was completely unprofessional of that person to put that report out. And the fact that everybody ran with it, is borderline embarrassing for the media. And I respect what you guys do, I really do, and everybody else. But the fact that everybody ran that as truth, is really embarrassing, okay. So I’ve got a small circle when I make decisions on what I do and what I don’t do. And nobody would speak on my behalf without me knowing. So where that report came from, I’d love to talk to that person because it’s absolutely ridiculous.”
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Yeah but considering all the TMZ type of shit that has been swirling about Sark his entire career, it’s par for the course. We’re talking about a guy who was caught picking his nose and eating his boogers on national television. A guy who at his previous HC job was visibly drunk at practices and shitfaced at a very public pep rally for the world to see. Then Sark had the nerve to sue SC for wrongful termination to the tune of $30 million dollars (which he lost), claiming his alcoholism was a disability and the school didn’t let him seek help. Don’t forget Sark also hired a guy (Banks) on his staff who is married to monkey carrying stripper. Banks was also sued because this monkey was alleged to have bitten a child on Halloween. TMZ shit. All in the past, sure. While at Texas Sark hasn’t done anything close to his messy shit in the past. But excuse us for having our antennas up when Sark doesn’t show up to Junior Day claiming to have the flu, then he publicly announces a divorce before reconciling with his wife and then announcing a surprise baby. All of this happening in a spring where he cancels the fucking spring game where we have a Manning as the starting QB, just to have a fan day where we can all take pictures with Sark and the team instead of watching them actually play. And then rolling out this dogshit offense in Year 5. We’d be fucking stupid to think everything was fine.
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I was under the impression this was Worthy’s kid.
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We gotta throw Shelley Meyer in there too because she’s a known swinger 🍍🦩
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I have equal hate for all the influencers who have moved here as well too. You can’t even walk at the lake without getting nearly trampled to death by a dude bro run club which people pay to be a part of.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
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Dabo is such a pussy, at the first sign of a tough question here at Texas he would start crying so hard his tears would short out the microphone and we would go through so many throughout the season that the microphone company would have to replace the humann logo on the field.
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Sark’s PR team lets puff pieces like this come out about how much he loves Alabama and then bounces for the Texas HC job 2 weeks later. Words don’t mean shit. https://www.si.com/college/alabama/bamacentral/steve-sarkisian-looks-back-on-filling-in-for-nick-saban-alabama-football Steve Sarkisian Looks Back On Filling In For Nick Saban: "I Wanted To Do the Best Job For the University" It doesn't appear that the 46-year old coordinator is leaving the Capstone any time soon Tyler Martin| Dec 29, 2020 TUSCALOOSA, Ala. — Even if it was for only one game, University of Alabama offensive coordinator Steve Sarkisian was back as an acting head coach after Nick Saban tested positive for COVID-19 ahead of the Iron Bowl last month. He led the team during the Walk of Champions and out of the tunnel before coaching the Crimson Tide to a 42-13 beatdown of the in-state rivals. It was the first time in over five years that Sarkisian had been in that position since he left USC. "Obviously it was a unique scenario," Sarkisian said on Tuesday during his Rose Bowl media availability. "And it was one that I just wanted to do the best job I could do for the university, for our football program, for Coach Saban. And ultimately it was about the players. The guys played their tails off in that game. They played really well in all three phases, and I just kind of did my part the best I could.And again, I didn't want to lose sight of what my initial role always is, and that's to have our offense ready to play and to call plays. "So the end result, it was an awesome opportunity. It was great to kind of be back in that role for a few hours. But the reality of it is it was about the players and their performance. And I was proud of the way they played in the game." The 2020 Broyles Award winner is nearing the end of his second year leading Alabama's offense and it's one of the most effective units in the country, averaging 49.7 points and 544 total yards a game which both lead the nation. Under his leadership, the Crimson Tide offense has scored 35-or-more points in 24 straight contests, which is the longest in modern college football history. "I think Sark has done an outstanding job in terms of, first of all, system and scheme; secondly, in terms of how he teaches the players," Saban said earlier this week. "And he's a very good quarterback coach. So he's really helped the development of the quarterback. I think Mac [Jones] would be the first one to probably tell you that.. He's contributed as much as anybody that we've ever had here in terms of his knowledge and experience and how he manages the offensive side of the ball." Sarkisian has also played a massive role in developing redshirt junior signal caller Mac Jones who is a Heisman Trophy finalist, along with senior wide out DeVonta Smith. In a shortened season game with only 11 games, Jones has thrown for 3,739 yards, 27 touchdowns, and leads the nation in yards per attempt (11.4) and completion percentage (76.5). "Coach Sark, you can see it on the field, he calls great players, great at developing players," Jones said. "All the players love him. We're all behind Coach Sark 100 percent.And he's an aggressive player caller, and it shows on the field. And we love how he adjusts to what we're saying and telling him, too. Some offensive coordinators probably don't listen to their players as much, but he definitely takes in what we tell him and what we see on the field, and we kind of combine to come up with a game plan and even in-game adjustments." After reportedly turning down a chance to interview with Auburn for its vacant coaching job earlier this month and pulling his name out of the Colorado search a year ago, it appears Sarkisian wants to stay in Tuscaloosa and isn't ready to hop back into a head-coaching role just yet. Sarkisian is already one of the nation's highest-paid assistants at $2.5 million and he could very well be in line for a hefty raise and extension this offseason. The 46-year old coordinator seems fine leading Alabama's high-powered offense for the foreseeable future and becoming, possibly, the next great story in Saban's long list of former head coaches who he has rehabilitated. All Sarkisian says he wants to be at the moment is a sponge, soaking up all the knowledge he can from one of the game's very best. "I don't know what he's learned from me," Sarkisian said of his relationship with Saban. "But I would say, at the end of the day, I've just tried to be a sponge here, man. I had a choice here two years ago with some other opportunities, and had the opportunity to come back here to Alabama. I jumped on the opportunity, not just to coach the players and be part of the team, but to be around him. Coach Saban is the best ever to do it. And then a year ago I had a couple opportunities to become a head coach, and I decided to come back because I felt like my work here wasn't done. I felt like I owed it to him. I made a commitment to him to be part of this program. And I just try to do the best I can do. I try to be the best version of Steve Sarkisian every day that I show up and be a sponge, all of the aspects of the program that he has his fingerprint on, which is literally everything. "And I think probably the biggest thing I've learned from him is his ability to balance all aspects of the program, whether it's on the field, off the field, recruiting, all that goes into being a head coach at a place like Alabama. Those are all the things that I've tried to take in from him because his balance of all of that, I think, is what is pretty incredible."
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Sark has always come across as someone who thinks the college game is beneath him. When his concepts don’t work right in the college game it’s because the players aren’t professionals. I get it, some people have their preferences, but being the HC at Texas is not the fucking place to use as a stepping stone to the NFL unless you can bring a few titles within half a decade. Sark standing on his booger eating hill of “back to back CFP semis” doesn’t fucking count. One of his QB whisperer prodigies Mark Sanchez got to back to back AFC championship games and look at the guy now. That doesn’t mean shit unless you can get a ring.
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Seeing these reverse plays makes me want to photoshop a dildo under Sark’s ass when he is squatting down because it’s fucking stupid and ridiculous.
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It’s like if I called my wife a huge bitch, the media reported it, then I went on a rant about how disappointed I was that my huge bitch comment was reported, but I never denied calling her a bitch or apologizing to her for going through this, and I just came off like a petty little bitch because I was angry that my huge bitch comment was leaked and reported by the media.
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