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Tex Long

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  1. Boomers are Jenny-Johnny-come-lately. Fuck (MS- or IBM-) DOS and its "ten-times as much" RAM. A nice Z-80 or Z-100 with 64K and a couple of 1024K 8" floppies, one with dBASE II or Pascal and the other with CP/M, you're good to go. Get tired of swapping floppies, grab a 5MB hard drive for a few grand, and you ain't just going, you're flying.
  2. All good shit so far. Potential NIL possibilities, Parental employment status and skills Oh, and contact info for prospects favorite "Uncle"
  3. A real Zlatan would grind out his cigarette. Your leg may be intracted.
  4. PM Late Kick Josh... looks like he's got a new paper pop move.
  5. "I can't ask you to do anything. I'm embarrassed, and you get mad if I ask..." First, I can't do anything about your embarrassment. Second, I never get mad at you for asking... I get mad when you won't shut up and let me do whatever it is you need. I'll be happy to cut you a slice of watermelon, and I don't need to be told which knife to use or hear why you want watermelon or the story about Aunt Edna choking on a seed and winding up in the ER. Shut the fuck up, and I'll be right back with your watermelon.
  6. That ain't no "holy shit". That right there, is a "HOLYYYY FUCKING... SHIT!!!"
  7. I hit all of those - AOL & MySpace for customer support. But this list is woefully short - buncha BBS and later NNTP missing. Don't see "Owned a Sliderule". Don't see "Had a Cell Phone with a cradle", "Paid $80,000 for an Electronic Calculator" or "Owned a Microcomputer with 8-inch floppies"... Meh... nice try, though.
  8. Got a few words down that page, and I gotta tell you, I may not know if swallowing Copenhagen during a blitz is bad, but I do know from first hand experience that swallowing a cheekful of Red Man when you get hit smack dab in the stomach with a 80+ mph line drive from 60'6" away gives me a pretty strong suspicion about Copenhagen. Hook'em
  9. Mine hit today, along with 4 275/60-20 Pirellis and a tube of Fluorouracil. Imagine my disappointment, turning straight to P. 12 and seeing four QBs none of whom are named Trey Owens. Still... just the first thing. For all I know just yet, he'll show up. Hook'em
  10. Works over here, too.
  11. Phobia is specifically fear. Fearing cheese is certainly a reason to dislike it. The point remains. Dislike is not phobia. You a sip or some such?
  12. Worry about next season later on. Reckon by the season's end there will be a decent group of DTs ready to portalize their NFL draft futures. We gonna be close to the top of their lists.
  13. Post useless without link.
  14. Dislike is not phobia. You a sip or some such?
  15. "Obliterated" is Latin for "danced with monkeys", sip. To bad you're school is no good.
  16. Chuck it in me dumpah - Aus.
  17. Seems like we've had late flips our way so far, so yeah. Also, he may have learned a thing or two from the GOAT... I'm still kinda thinking Banma's first call, when Nick told them he was done, was to Sark.
  18. Just tryin' ta keep the games interesting, you know, no channel flipping, keep those eyeballs on the ads games?
  19. He needs a visit from Nurse Ratched.
  20. Or... if not, that it gets non-called both ways. I'll settle for either.
  21. I tend to agree with the take of there being a slew of unrealistic offers in play. NIL things that aren't going to be getting funded over the fall. Between that and various under-performances, there will be flips a-plenty. Of course, there is also the expectation of high performance by the Horns. Hook'em
  22. I don't follow him. Is he always this shitty about all things Texas? I mean, you know, uhhh, some writers are that way, and it would explain - although not excuse - this behavior.
  23. Have noticed dearth of clips for several years. Figgered it was subsumed under "illegal block in the back", as the relatively few actions seen that qualified - to me - as "clipping" did in fact get called "illegal... back".
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