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Pimphand

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  1. He claims Archie is his friend. Of course the fact that two former ags are current NFL coaches is also relevant somehow. Its amazing how bad Sharpe botched the Bilbo hiring + turning aggy into a diploma mill and Bjork botching Bilbo's extension that these two still have jobs. Its pretty abundantly clear they don't know what they are doing but they work for rubes so onwards the mediocrity death march continues.
  2. Pate thinks you are a flat earther #stupidsip
  3. Them hiring the SS Rum Runner's replacement would be in the annals of high comedy. I am not sure there is a hire out there that is viable that won't bring some level of lulz to the table before they even coach the first game.
  4. Referencing yourself in 3rd person would be a nice CStat add to offset losing the Boomhauer dialect.
  5. Yeah I don't expect any of them to announce the bounce pre LSU game. I don't think the Texas Bowl will be enough to slow the roll once it starts.
  6. If anyone takes that job for less than $7mm they are an absolute dumbass fool. Bilbo set the floor. You can't be paying your ex coach substantively more than your current coach.
  7. https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/texas-8and4-isnt-just-a-meme/110607501/
  8. I'm all for dunking on aggy but they have only hired 14 coaches since Homer Norton patrolled the sidelines during that 1939 season of champions. I don't have the care to go look at the contracts they signed people to along the way but I bet they didn't really start overpaying until the mid 70s with Bellard if I had to guess.
  9. I mean Lincoln Riley is in the top 5 coaches I would love to see them hire (along with Dabo, Prime, Kiffin, etc) but I don't think the BMA are going to bite on something that would bring the lulz so we may be in a down cycle and just get standard aggy disappointment for the next coach until they fire him and then go full panic mode and reach to hire the next cycle.
  10. All this movie needs to be an aggy documentary is just the bride to be a ewe Listeater: check Stupidity with contracts: check Excessive commitment: check
  11. I mean at this point she might even be in the shaggy/surly Mt. Rushmore with Tx Tow & Fitlump. Who would be the 4th?
  12. Advantage aggy as no one will see Daniels lobotomize their secondary. Stupid sip!
  13. Or create fan fiction posts from opposing fans who got lost on their way to Kyle Field but the helpful Aggies got them to their seats and were the best fans ever. It really was pathetic both Tech & Baylor laid down for them in 2011
  14. At least he will thank the lord for all the bull junk and bull mess down the stretch
  15. We are not winning the CFP with this dogshyte secondary. This shouldn't be some groundbreaking revelation here. You are welcome to disagree but as mentioned Washington and Oregon have the QBs to expose it. Milroe is much better now than he was in week 2. Marvin Harrison Jr would have a field day. We have been struggling with B12 scrubs we aren't all the sudden going to win 2 games against top 4 teams.
  16. Some of the Iowa State fans were asking me what I thought of joining the SEC was and I told them I was looking forward to getting to play Alabama, Georgia, & LSU from time to time and that I was happy we got to destroy A&M's delusional identity that they are special and continue their torment. The only thing special about Texas A&M is their freakazoid stupidity that has been told in the form of aggy jokes since before I was born and I am no spring chicken. Shit even in basketball when your shot hit nothing but net but failed to go through the rim and score was an aggy swish even.
  17. This team is not winning the CFP so it isn't like missing it is the end of the world. It would be nice to rub aggy nose in the shit of having beaten them there despite all their WRTS dipshitterty. I'd almost rather go to a bowl win it and start next season on a 7 game winning streak to be honest.
  18. I saw a few Beat Texa$ shirts yesterday but not enough to move the needle. I met a bunch of really genuine authentic good people who love their team. We were all rooting for BYU pregame.
  19. I had a blast your fans are top notch. I will be cheering for Iowa State to win the league starting next season.
  20. I mean all the teams are dogshyte so they likely should
  21. Well our old coach lost to that UVA squad show some respect
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