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  1. My basic rule is can you take being given shit on a pretty regular basis? If so we are cool if not you are going to be too angry all the time and meh I don't give a fuck. Note I am perfectly fine when people lampoon UT when we do our stupid shit..... Which sadly over the past 14 years has been far too often.
  2. You can tell by his body language and the fact that he was talking far too slow that he must have known his fate but couldn't bring himself to pass the information along while the cameras were rolling.
  3. I agree I think Elko is ostensibly their best choice and makes the most sense from their perspective. I also feel like he is a vast upgrade over Fisher so they will undoubtedly improve if he is the direction they go. Now with that said if I put on my schadenfreude hat I absolutely want Dabo no questions asked he should be the front runner but sadly I haven't heard much noise out of the agro camp. If not Dabo then Kiffin and if not Kiffin then Deion would be my preference.
  4. Yeah that's what happened with my first cousins once removed.... John Sharp diploma mill to the ag rescue!
  5. No thanks on the offer even the lass on the left. Clearly her life priorities are way off kilt to be fraternizing with the freakshow. On a positive note at least the absolute freakazoid wearing the mask literally looks zombified so totally on brand there too. Got beaten to the punch....
  6. The number of times people believed it was real back in the 90s on hornfans.com was staggering.
  7. Got to give Durant some love on that assist
  8. The following are Jim Rome’s thoughts on aggy that he broadcast on national radio: Thoughts on Texas A&M… Fox Sports Show And Radio Host Jim Rome They won’t shut up. They have to go on about spirit, and old army, and red ass, and how bonfire represents the burning sensation they have in their urine to beat UT, and blah blah blah. Shut up. You start to get the feeling the entire school was built to spite UT. Forget the fact that when the Texas Legislature back in the 1870’s passed legislation to start a state university they also decided to have a subsidiary branch of the main school (University of Texas) that would teach agriculture and mechanics. Aggies love to say their school is older, from where they get that I don’t know … the fact is, the state intended A&M to be a branch of UT. They are like the afterbirth from the original creation. Like Danny Devito in “Twins”. So they apparently have this complex, so much so, that they must devote their entire school to trying to prove to UT that they are just as good. All the while, nobody at UT denies that A&M is a good school, yet they won’t shut up. So they write a fight song … about? … Texas, and how they want to beat them. They have a Fish Camp for freshman where they tell them how bad Texas is and how good A&M and all its traditions are. It is the world’s largest known case of penis envy, and it is manifested in everything A&M does. The people at A&M. Now we all have friends who went to A&M or are at A&M. There are some nice people there. However … There is the Corps. East Texas’ answer to dreams of ROTC kids everywhere. For every boy scout who never learned to stop playing with his GI Joe Toys, there is the Corps. Now, forget the fact that A&M will actually let people with sub-par grades enroll if they agree to join the Corps. Forget the fact that the Corps looked like a Gestapo-hate rally while beating down students on Kyle Field in 1995. Forget the fact that along with the numerous hazing charges that have been filed against them, and swept under the rug over the years, they just this past month have had one Corps member bring charges against another Corps member who apparently had been propositioning others for a little actual sodomy. Not only could I go on with more instances of idiocracy by these Khaki-clad-shaven-headed-dorks, I am sure each of you have your own stories. The point is: We all respect West Point, Annapolis, The Air Force Academy; however, nobody respects the Corps. I imagine they are kind of the laughing stock of the military world. Just because you dress like the Army, and try and act like the Army, does not make you the Army. People at A&M don’t even respect these clowns. It is not cool to shave your head and dress up. Halloween is only supposed to be one day of the year. If you want to carry guns and beat up civilians, move to Israel. It is even less cool to slobber on somebody’s daughter on national television and call it a tradition. Dry humping 18-year-old girls in the stands at football games is not cool. Not only is it not cool, it should be against the law. I know that in College Station, students are just prone to mount each other on the campus lawn, or in the middle of class, or anytime anything good happens you can just grab the girl sitting next to you and start sucking on her face. But everywhere else in the world, it is looked down upon. Especially if you are doing it on my TV. That is why we have moved the game from Thanksgiving. Because people across the nation were gagging on their turkey when in the middle of watching a football game, some boy scout is tongue thrashing some overweight co-ed during somebody’s Thanksgiving dinner. We do not need to see burly women engaged in a suckfest every time your woeful offense manages to put points on the board. Some of these girls are in desperate need of a trip to the Clinique counter. Screw that, forget make-up, it is too late for that, just give them a veil. “T.U.” is not funny. It is not insulting. It is dumb. Just imagine if folks from Texas kept talking about M&A and giggling. That would not be funny. In fact, it would be retarded. That’s why UT fans don’t do it. Please learn. You want to lose the image of country bumpkins, of a people fond of sheep, of people that aren’t stupid? Then quit building things that fall down. Quit chasing cheerleaders around with swords on national TV. Quit whooping in church. Quit whooping period. Quit putting up scoreboards for the enjoyment of dead mammals. Quit spending your Friday nights practicing how to yell. Quit telling rape jokes to reporters when you’re running for Governor. When you are filling out season ticket renewals, and the form asks for your phone number, h&w. quit putting 258-3999, Height 6’3″, Weight 185. Just, collectively, stop making asses of yourselves. Go to East Texas, tour every small town, and ask every red neck with a fifth-grade education why they cheer for A&M and wear maroon. That is your fan base. This is why you are perceived by the educated masses as stupid. Nobody cares if you think your band is better. They might be louder, they might march in neat little zig zags, but they have no musical ability. The point is, nobody cares who wins halftime. Quit getting geeked up about marching bands. I find it hard to believe you stood through your high school band’s entire halftime performance. And why? Cause nobody cared then and nobody cares now. Plus, you can hear them fine sitting down even if you do care. Why is it cool all of a sudden now that you’re in college? Men should never let out high-pitched whooping sounds. Perhaps the only justifiable situation in which this can be tolerated is perhaps during an anal probe. Oh wait…I understand now. Dogs are not ladies. They don’t look or smell like ladies. Dogs eat their own feces and should be treated accordingly. Finally, College Station is an arm-pit of a town. Quit pretending that it is a great college town. It is a town, and there is a college there. That should be the end of this comparison. If you feel that life doesn’t get any better than the Dixie Chicken, and enjoy being stuck in a never-ending “Dukes of Hazard” episode, then move there. More importantly, don’t move to Austin … They are trying to create an educated, technological, and open-minded population base. Austin is, and will continue to be, the birthplace and final resting place of all that is cool. As my friend, Stephen Johnson, once said: “If the world were ever to get an enema, College Station is where you would connect the hose.” If you go to school at A&M, please don’t be an Aggie. God bless the great state of Texas.
  9. Photo of Zach Taylor Re: Aggy coaches that was his implication they all got fired (except Bellard who resigned mid season)
  10. I gotta hand it to Gobert there for being completely on brand for France....
  11. So does this brainiac not consider Emory Bellard's resignation "his own accord"? My favorite will always be them firing Gene Stallings who would surface 19 years later at Alabama and win the national championship in his 3rd season.
  12. I'm not going to lie if they hire someone other than Dabo I will be full tilt disappointed. He is so on brand it's not even funny and I like it when A&M stays on brand that is when the most hilarity occurs.
  13. To Bilbo's credit he didn't look too pleased and was in a hurry to GFO after shaking the bozo's hand......
  14. The replies to that are absolute gold. It's remarkable that twitter randos are more well plugged into reality than the aggy chancellor who somehow still has a job...
  15. I was up there on my motorcycle in 2016 for the Stanford game where they ripped the doors of McCaffery's squad and outside of getting a parking ticket (which I never paid) I had an absolute blast. They celebrated the 1991 Emtman squad's 25th anniversary at halftime and I felt really old right about then.
  16. I still think it's a bit overreactionary but I will take it. Going to be cool to see how the kids fare in LA against the geezers the next two games just wish it wasn't such a long layoff #FML
  17. I literally wanted us to join the Pac-16 back in 2011 just so we could get trips to play UW ever 4 years. Also getting a trip to either Phoenix or LA every year wasn't going to be bad either. Now we get to go to less shitty destinations than the BDF but still very meh in terms of would I ever go there on purpose if it wasn't for football....
  18. The chat replay from the last ever hobbiton midnight yell
  19. Yeah it's the non-rev sports that are the problem. I still feel like non-rev sports should all be in regional conferences then football should abandon the conference model entirely and just pick 64 teams that have to maintain a standard of excellence or face relegation. You then must play 10 games from the pool of 64 with up to 3 locked annual rivalries.
  20. https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-football/its-time-for-uw-to-lock-up-coach-kalen-deboer-for-the-long-haul/
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