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Pimphand

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  1. I sure hope we fare better in South Bend than we did in 1995 and 2015. In 1995 the highlight of the game for me was sitting in front of Coral Noonan's parents and chatting them up after halftime. In 2015 the ONLY and I mean only thing worth a shit was riding my motorcycle and parking in front of the Linebacker Lounge sign for the pregame festivities. I got my ass kicked by mother nature (rain) on the way to the game and then wound up leaving at halftime because I had to ride back to Naperville (was keeping my MC at a good friend's house) so I could fly back to Houston the next day to pack for the Singapore/Bali/Malaysia trip. Still pissed about losing at home my freshman year and it's wild to think that Charlie f'n Strong has delivered the only win over the MF Irish since I've been alive.
  2. Assuming that thing is programmed right the only scenario where we get fucked in winning out is if LSU & Georgia both win out as well. If Tennessee & LSU win out we jump to the #1 seed which is shocking So basically we have two games we should be rooting for... 1) Alabama over LSU (eliminates all 3 way tiebreaker scenarios) 2) Tennessee over Georgia (see above screenshot)
  3. Have we beefed up security at DKR to rough up the gata fans so they will feel right at home?
  4. BAS made it into shorts this week
  5. LOL nvm I saw the schedule wrong.
  6. The SEC does seem like they suck at setting schedules..... Somehow we have Kentucky having played 7 SEC games already while Texas, LSU, & Mizzou have all only played 4. Meanwhile Vandy gets two bye weeks in a row after they face Souf Carolina this Saturday. Plenty of regarded to go around the horn honestly.
  7. Yes just the legal version where the asshat signs them to stupid contracts haha
  8. Aye but the coaster crested + road game
  9. Even years we play 33% Odd years we play 42% The difference is we avoid FCS and unlike aggy we are keeping our neutral site game. Next year they gon get raped.
  10. We need to stop giving a shit about anything other than winning out.... Oregon basically had an identical schedule including a trip to Big House. Difference is they held serve at home and we gaped our vaginas. The only other game that doesn't involve Texas that we should have a modicum of concern about is Bama v LSU because a Bama win puts us back in control of our SEC destiny.
  11. Naw he just hates the Poles and only cares about the Dutch, Belgians, & French
  12. The only game we should give a shit about is Gumps over Coonass Then win out and face the Beavis v Tenner winner.
  13. It just means more!
  14. Gimme back my shoe
  15. His name is Beavis
  16. Its a crime the Astros choked and let them survive the ALCS however.... Hope Soto realizes be needs to take his talents elsewhere.
  17. I don't recall lil natas doing much turd polishing
  18. That is what clown coaches say
  19. The sad thing is its probably best for us if aggy beat corndog at least we will hold the head to head v aggy
  20. Can we hire Coach Boom to be assistant head coach and let him have game management duties? He could also double as Ewers psychologist so that Quinn would look at the Georgia defense and just laugh instead of being all terrified
  21. Chucklefucks gonna chucklefuck
  22. Fuck I've been in Europe and don't have time to catch up. Can I get a cliffs notes of what has transpired since Monday?
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