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Tired Horn

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  1. Well you have to admit he achieved something--he united the fan base. Almost all of us were sick of him.
  2. That would be awesome if we could just shove him into a coaching transfer portal and never hear of him again.
  3. At least the world got an entertaining documentary out of Enron. There's literally nothing entertaining about Shaka's reign at Texas. It grates even when we win.
  4. "If nothing else, we're pretty thrilled to find out what Smart can do with players who get scholarship offers from all over the country yet actually want to don the uniform he's offering them." We found out. It wasn't exactly thrilling.
  5. Couldn't you say that about any year when comparing Shaka to another coach? The best we can hope for with Shakass is to occasionally make The Final 64.
  6. True. When you don't develop them properly, it's hard to know what you should do.
  7. At least with Shaka we know what we have. So there's that. (Sob)
  8. Didn't you watch the game? The plan was to turn the ball over. Poor Shaka--an artist unappreciated in his time.
  9. Why would anybody take him?
  10. Based on the data so far, trends point toward our new arena catching fire if Shaka opens it.
  11. At least Cornwallis was opposed by Washington with heavy French support. We surrendered to ACU.
  12. I would switch our coach for a fucking bag of mildewed sea weed right about now. And I'd consider it a bargain.
  13. Anybody still give a rat's ass about the Big 12 tournament?
  14. Well, it does prove that anything is possible.
  15. “We were the worst DI team in the country and we just beat the University of Texas." You say that like it's an accomplishment.
  16. Actually, as much as I hate to admit it, this feels normal. Having even a speck of respect for the accomplishments of a Texas team under Shaka Smart felt so strange. Bottom blow this asshole overboard tonight.
  17. But he does own our most embarrassing tournament loss ever. That's no small achievement.
  18. Untrue. I think he gives the team bad coaching adjustments.
  19. True in another sense as well. This game was Shaka's masterpiece for the ages, don't you think?
  20. I think ACU got a turnover on that, too.
  21. Just wait. This is step 132 of Shaka's 1015-step master plan.
  22. Go back to VCU?. Seriously, even they're laughing at us.
  23. Yes, we did. A moral victory against the giant that is ACU.
  24. Yep, fuck Shaka. Can we get a real coach now? Please?
  25. Don't bet against us. We're good at finding worse.
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