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BearSchlong

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  1. If IBM didn’t exist, the world would fall apart.
  2. That is astounding. Existing lender or is the seller getting a new property with mortgage and they’re trying to go for a twofer and offering an incentive if they get both loans? Other than qualifying does your buyer have to see their mortgage offer?
  3. I’ve shared many hours with some now-sober historically chart topping country stars. More than one lengthy convo about “you wrote the soundtrack for a lot of my terrible fuck-ups, but it was fun at the time.”
  4. Do those qualify as French toe? I like em.
  5. Hold on, I’ll have our Watson guys work up an AI version of you. Mom won’t know the difference.
  6. As an executive board member of a halfway house and a member of the recovery community, there’s nothing that makes me cringe like hearing someone say “well, I caught a case. . .” No, motherfucker. Cases aren’t like fly balls, or stray bullets. You EARNED a case. trump EARNED a case.
  7. Quoting for posterity because in 45 days you’re going to look back and have a good laugh.
  8. Drunk black or Hispanic guy - cops arrest him and he gets chronically screwed by the system. Drunk me - the cops drop me off at the Marriott and tell me to just sleep it off. And as I’m getting out of the police cruiser I joke about my lifetime platinum status. Happened at least a half dozen times when I lived in San Antonio prior to my sobriety. And when I finally forced the issue by trying to fight a cop, and ended up with some slight consequences, I was the only white dude in a suit taking piss tests for the Bexar Co. probation office. La eMe cocked their heads and looked at me like WTF, ese? 2004 wasn’t my best year.
  9. Prohibition works to support the LEO/Incarceration industrial complex. Period.
  10. There was a Dellionaire who lived at Ponderosa and became a guide, Bill something, can’t remember his last name, we used to put Scott’s Hyde drift boat in there. I’ve fished that stretch you mentioned often.
  11. Are you getting your A1C and blood sugar tested? I’d be wary as fuck of any nutritionist that advised me to add sugar, but that’s because I’m virtually tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist level skeptical of the industry based on conversations my cardiologist and I have had regarding the AMA and the USDA. This is a helpful resource - https://www.health.harvard.edu/diseases-and-conditions/glycemic-index-and-glycemic-load-for-100-foods Even better https://www.health.harvard.edu/diseases-and-conditions/the-lowdown-on-glycemic-index-and-glycemic-load What I was really looking to share http://www.mv5.ca/EWF/docs/glycemic%20index.pdf
  12. So for millions of years, humans pissed in public with impunity. And now OnlyFans Boebert comes up with this bullshit. You just have to know that somewhere there exists a video of her pissing that someone paid for. Every accusation is a confession. My last phone conversation with El Diablo before he died was about how he was having a new fence installed at his house, and how pissing in your back yard is a satisfying rite of home ownership.
  13. Lifting when your muscles are glycogen depleted is different, for sure. But on the positive side it means a lot less lactic acidosis so your soreness should be reduced, overall.
  14. That metal slide sure does cool off my balls. Thinking about heading to kitchen for another cup of sonic ice and water. That is if the dogs don’t eat me first. Wish me luck. Oh, and I never carry but I do keep my sig in the truck console vault that Sack recommended if I’m headed anywhere sketchy.
  15. Pussy is expensive. Unfortunately they don’t teach that in school, and my 45 yr old dad was in the middle of banging his 24 yr old secretary when he should have been teaching me life lessons instead of making her my ex stepmother. We smoothed things over later. I think we’re all entitled to a little insanity in life sometimes.
  16. Knee, meet needle. The orthopedic doc was like “now which knee are we treating?” Ah, both? At this point it’s me versus my meniscuses. Menisci?
  17. Guided trip? What crossings? I’ve had many of those days, just perfect. I’m in need of a guide recommendation because Scott Graham moved back to NC.
  18. It’s obvious you’re getting to some level of dietary ketosis. Have you noticed a metallic flavor in your saliva, or has your spouse made any comments about your breath? I remember when I lost my weight I’d be laying in bed just admiring my hips. I know that’s oversharing but when the love handles melt away you notice things. Not to make this a keto thread, but if you do ever feel blah you may want to consider adding some electrolytes. Once you get past the “OMG potassium” taste it’s not a bad idea to add some fake salt/nu salt to that Gatorade zero mix and maybe some magnesium maleate supplements. Washed down with pickle juice, of course.
  19. Its not exactly linear so beware of that mindset. Regarding post 219. I wonder if the deceased deviated from the plan? I’ve got a good friend who ended up in ICU for 6 weeks after the surgery as well.
  20. I’m so sorry for your loss.
  21. Lol that drain. Wow.
  22. Come on Scottie sink that putt and force overtime Yeah!!!
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