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Felix

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  1. I was way too chicken to try that. I really really wanted to but my nerve failed severely.
  2. I flew San Fran to Austin last year sitting next to an extremely hot blond who was really cool and had a golden retriever with her. That dog just laid on the floor at her feet the whole flight. The woman dropped one of her apple ear phone things and it went between the seat and the wall next to her as she had the window. We had a seat between us so I very much enjoyed watching her try to get that thing out as her perfect ass was basically in my face for about 15 minutes. Very enjoyable flight all told. Sweet dog too.
  3. 500 lbs of modern explosives are considerably more powerful than the WWII equivalent. Same across the board. Big reason why smaller and smaller cartridges generate equal or greater muzzle velocities. Powder is better.
  4. My dogs chased a possum into the house through the dog door. Possum played possum. Dogs are sniffing it, pushing it around, even picked it up. My wife is sure they killed it. I offered to bet it was still alive. She wisely declined the bet. Picked it up by the tail and took it out in front yard. Went back in and looked out the window. Thirty seconds after the door closed it go up and waddled off. Wife and daughters were traumatized.
  5. I love that uniform so much.
  6. Felix

    Sweet 16

    .6 my ass. What a joke.
  7. Felix

    Sweet 16

    Let's just say I've seen them play better games against better teams. Arkansas certainly won the game but that doesn't mean Gonzaga played well. Frankly I didn't think the Hogs played that well either but they did more for sure. Would have been interesting to see if things had gone differently if Holmgren had been allowed to play his usual minutes.
  8. Felix

    Sweet 16

    They were loose with the ball, took a bunch of bad shots, and generally looked out of sync to me. They had a ton of unforced turnovers too. I'm not trying to take anything away from Arky but that was not Gonzaga's A game.
  9. Felix

    Sweet 16

    Gonzaga has nobody to blame but themselves. They played like shit.
  10. Felix

    Sweet 16

    That's an and one. Unbelievable.
  11. Felix

    Sweet 16

    Holmgren fouls out with 2 fouls.
  12. Felix

    Sweet 16

    I wish I could. They call a game almost as badly as you post.
  13. Felix

    Sweet 16

    I wish I could. They call a game almost as badly as you post.
  14. Felix

    Sweet 16

    This is bad basketball. The officials are embarrassing themselves.
  15. Yeah those last two calls were something.
  16. Was staying at the Island House on Padre when Hurricane Hanna surprised us by turning north instead of hitting towards the valley as expected. Sitting on the balcony watching the surf get bigger and bigger. Only a few brave souls walking on the beach in front of the sea wall, which was only about ten yards wide and getting smaller by the minute. Caught some movement from the direction of the dunes and see two full grown coyotes trot out of the dunes, casually trot down the beach north towards the jetty while people while people step aside and watch in stunned silence as they disappear up the beach towards the Holiday Inn. Paco and I just looked at each other for a minute. Did we see what we thought we saw? We did. An hour later waves were hitting the sea wall and blasting water thirty feet in the air. My sliding glass door on my ocean front condo was blown out of the track and we had to move to another room later that night and seeing those coyotes was still the damnedest thing about the whole experience.
  17. Wouldn't be the first time it's happened but probably not.
  18. Mine was all scratched from mesquite brush and drivers side door had a big rusty patch where his arm rested when the window was open. It was perfect in every way for a 16 year old. Sumbitch had a 352 cubic inch engine with floor shifter. Four gears but 1st was a granny gear so always started in 2nd unless hauling a trailer. It could pull just about anything at exactly 3 mph in 1st. Gas mileage was about 7 mpg though.
  19. Mine was a 67. Exact same scenario. Gift from Grandfather. Farm truck he bought new. Gave it to me and bought a new F-150 that my cousin ended up with when he passed. God I loved that truck and that old man.
  20. Dear MLB and MLBPA, you're both rich assholes. Get over yourselves, come to a goddamned deal (maybe, you know meet once in a while during the whole damned offseason) and let's play ball. Whatever leverage you think delaying the season gives you just results in fans hating all of you and moving on with their already busy lives. Seriously, you dumbfucks, WTF? Sincerely, Everyone Else
  21. The BBWAA or whatever they call themselves need to get over themselves. They sure love the smell of their own farts. Playing field was the same for all even during the steroid era. Bonds and Clemens are pricks but both deserve to be in. I mean Nolan Ryan wasn't unanimous first ballot because some of these tools "Don't vote anyone in on the first ballot" What a joke.
  22. In the actual move the song was "Time in a Bottle" by Jim Croce. Thus the Castle Face gif.
  23. I have a few of those trails (boxers) and it always cracks me up when one will go shit in the middle of my 1/2 acre back yard and instead of coming directly back to the porch will beeline directly to the nearest trail and follow it back to the porch even if it goes halfway around the fence line.
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