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Felix

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  1. Felix

    Bidet Meta Threas

    My bidet evangelism game is strong. My MIL came to visit for Thanksgiving and ordered two from Costco for her house while she was here so my BIL could install them while she was gone and they'd be ready when she got home.
  2. Chrysknives come from the baby worms they keep trapped for making the Water of Life, if I recall.
  3. That's exactly what happened. Every time someone new went into the bathroom it was like E.F Hutton was talking. My girlfriend at the time, now my wife (no pics) just about kicked my ass when she came out the first time.
  4. In my youth my housemates and I had a Halloween party. I rigged up a giant rubber spider on fishing line that hung over the toilet. When the bathroom door was open it was up at the ceiling, but when you closed the door it dropped down to eye level. One of my housemates watched me set it up. Thirty minutes later I hear the bathroom door close and I hear him yell and curse. I was LMAO when he came out looking sheepish. Every time someone went to the bathroom at that party they made a noise. Every time.
  5. Due to Covid we got ours from Bill Miller last year and it was so good we are doing it again. It's good turkey and dressing. The gravy and rolls are good too. We do our own mashed taters and other sides, but for the price it's a no-brainer if you don't want to cook.
  6. I loved it. Very reminiscent of The Grand Budapest Hotel. I love his style and the story is great.
  7. I'm pretty sure they take orders over the phone right? That would send me into a rage.
  8. WTF does that idiot think TASB does? That alone should disqualify him from office.
  9. That's my understanding. I think it would cost more to fix it than it's worth.
  10. Well duh. Jack straw and I are going to drink beer while G does the work Boss moves.
  11. @Paco is probably going to subcontract it to G Money anyway.
  12. I had a couple of classes at the Pinnacle back in the 90s when I was fresh out of the Army and not sure what exactly I wanted to do. Great view from those classrooms, not very conducive to learning. Always seemed a little odd standing out there in the middle of nowhere.
  13. According to my Ambient station in the back yard I got exactly 1 inch of rain, making exactly 8 inches for the month of October. Was .98 when I woke up and the last light shower we had pushed to exactly 1. My (minor) OCD is satisfied.
  14. Saw this last night and thought it was good. Obviously they couldn't leave it vague like the actual story, but thought they handled the historical aspect well. Story was told in three chapters each from the point of view of one of the principles and culminating in the duel which was really well done. No punches pulled on the brutality of the time, but the characters were interesting and pretty well fleshed out. I'd recommend it unless you're squeamish about blood or rape. Obviously they aren't speaking French but that doesn't take anything away as far as I'm concerned. It left me thinking about a few things which is nice in a movie.
  15. Yeah unfortunately there's a fair percentage of dudes who couldn't get laid in the proverbial women's prison with a handful of pardons.
  16. Can confirm. 4.58 per the Ambient station in my back yard.
  17. Kind of glad this popped up again. My CPAP (2nd one) is pretty old. Maybe 8-9 years. I feel like maybe it's not doing the job any more or my stuff has changed. Should I have another sleep study? I understand the newer machines can report back to the provider. I think mine has a smart card that I can send it but not sure. Just wondering if I need a new one and if I'll have to do another sleep study as my last one was like 15 years ago.
  18. Thank God all I had to do was crank the come-along once my grandfather got in there and did the dirty work.
  19. Historically the most powerful ship in the Navy have born the name of States. Makes sense. What carries more destructive power than a ballistic missile sub?
  20. Anybody happen to see Jay Haas fly his drive through a tree and into the golf bag on one of the caddie's shoulders on the short par 4 yesterday? I can't remember the hole. Was switching over to golf channel between innings of the Astros game and caught it. 309 yard driveable par 4. Group on the green waves them to hit. Caddie is standing behind the tree off to the right of the green. Haas flies it through the tree and directly into the mouth of the bag. Caddie knew it was coming close and was standing there frozen. He got a free drop and I think he ended up making birdie. One in a million shot, doc!
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