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Royale with cheese

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  1. Well, the one on the right was on the left And the one in the middle was on the right And the one on the left was in the middle And the guy in the rear was a Methodist
  2. Some folks up in East Texas used to call it "round steak."
  3. When it comes to advanced statistics, I think Mark Twain said it best: "There are liars, damned liars, and that little Graham Harmon cocksucker."
  4. But not before I wave my private parts at your aunties.
  5. "Anyone, anytime, anywhere"--Pat Hill, Fresno State, circa 2000s. Works for us, too.
  6. Cotton Bowl, October 8, 2022, 49-0 says hey.
  7. Proud new Surly motto. Put it on the masthead.
  8. All Bridger had to do was lace up his Nikes and outrun Glass.
  9. Yeah, I love a good second-chance-redemption story too. We all need to believe that true rehabilitation is an attainable goal. I only have one itsy-bitsy, teeny-tiny problem with Dvoracek: The rotten cocksucker's still alive. Other than that . . .
  10. Yeah, summers are nice in Wisconsin. This year it was Wednesday.
  11. My great-great-grandfather was an old Indian fighter. My great-great-grandmother was an old Indian.
  12. Well, fuck. Tall, handsome, and rich doesn't apply to me . . .
  13. I said, Lord, take me downtown I'm just lookin' for some tush
  14. While you're at it, you oughta' counter "Third and Orlando."
  15. Herro. This is Dr. Klahn. I'm not home right now. Leave a message when you hear the beep. You have our gratitude.
  16. I hope he doesn't, AND, that we win one on January 19, 2026 at Hard Rock. Oh yeah, that goes for that miserable turncoat asshole Cunt Bowels, too.
  17. What's that old saying--"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you." Seems like that applies in this particular discussion . . . somewhere . . . to somebody. Not sure exactly who.
  18. I don't know about the slippery part . . .
  19. Between Artificial Intelligence, Al Gore, Al Franken, and Al Qaeda, you Als have had a rough last few years.
  20. Your assumption that $40-$50M per roster year is a static number going forward seems flawed when you consider the obvious fact that the NIL Genie is out of the lamp and is growing by the day. And there's no way in hell we'll ever get him back in. And then in addition there are the bags . . .
  21. It's "principal," young man--AL. Now, you march right down there to the office and don't you come back without a note from Mr. Conklin, do you understand me?
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