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Continental Op

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  1. Please tell me that we get a SXSW episode where Rob Lowe leads a gaggle of 25 or so Chinese tourists decked out in surgical masks up to the front of the line at a daytime showcase and says "These people came a long way to see Animal Collective and by gum they'll see Animal Collective. I don't care what any of you closed minded rednecks who I am here to save thinks. Now watch my gay son make out with another dude" and then men in cowboy hats and Wranglers who have been waiting patiently in line to see Animal Collective under the mistaken impression that it was a stock show yell "We don't want none of your slant eyed cooo-rona varrus!" and start a riot which is stifled by the wisdom of the collection of minorities that Lowe had to recruit from out of state.
  2. This is where I am with most of my retirement stuff. If it doesn't go back up by the time I retire it won't matter because we'll all be stabbing each other in the face over cans of cat food anyway.
  3. No it's just something that be can parse words about and engage in whataboutism on and all these cunts need to stop engaging him.
  4. Haven't been listening this morning. What did I miss?
  5. Dow up 400. I guess we eradicated that pesky Coronavirus overnight. Good work everybody!
  6. I made your mom's twat run particularly hot last night.
  7. He's had one foot out the door for quite awhile but the talk had been him flat out retiring and hanging around as a consultant or whatever.
  8. Holy shit my April 2 140 Disney puts are going to work out nice.
  9. If you're blowing through the early Hitchcock stuff on Criterion, go with 39 Steps next if you haven't seen it.
  10. How the fuck is that not a penalty shot you fucking slapdicks?
  11. Wait I thought the Dow Joans thing was 100 percent not real.
  12. Yes. I am aware that ebola is still kicking around in Africa. I guess I missed the part in your original post where you mentioned Africa. There's a happy medium somewhere between "Full state mandated lockdown every time someone has the common cold" and "Anarcho-capitalist paradise where your zerohedge thought leaders swoon and say 'At least the markets are operating unfettered!' as they bleed to death out of their eyes, ears, mouth and butthole from ebola." If things get out of hand over here with coronavirus, which I do not think it will, I'd prefer that we exhaust measured steps to keep it at bay without restricting freedoms and go from there.
  13. Well let's think back to the ebola thing for about five seconds and remember that the first goddamn thing every person who got it wanted to do was hop on a plane and fly somewhere for some reason.
  14. Goddamn what is it with you Big 10 people and unwanted digital probing
  15. Bought some Disney puts last week even though I whiffed on their Q3 earnings last year. Hong Kong and Shanghai Disneyland aren't reopening anytime soon and Tokyo Disneyland will probably have to go down at some point.
  16. But Brisket what you don't understand is that those publications are just "news" (note the scare quotes!!!) and some dude on Twitter without a blue checkmark is where you need to go to get the real scoop.
  17. Saul/Jimmy is going to get Kim to do something that gets her disbarred and she kills herself.
  18. Just revisited Network. It holds up well. Also, Rocky should never had won best picture going up against this, Taxi Driver, and All the Presidents Men.
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