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deft

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  1. Such bullshit. I went yesterday and the free offer was just medium fries. And then today they roll out the burger. Chicago fucks.
  2. Pairs well with http:// https://fatassranch.com/WINE Edit: f trying to do html tags in tapa
  3. Yeah but it wasn’t early season so Georgia had already “found out who they were” or whatever excuse we get for why beating a healthy bama in Tuscaloosa in week 2 is not good. So we’ve got that going for us which is nice
  4. Just wild that lando got penalized
  5. lol hammy, can’t park there champ
  6. This. Manning should be practicing with the 1s this week. Quinn needs to meditate or climb mount bonnell and consume a grackles egg from an egg on the Eastern cliff face or some shit. He ain’t right.
  7. Remember guys, sark is just setting them up. Any second now, he’ll spring the trap.
  8. Wasn’t there a block in the back in that return? And the g flag on our return came from the stands??
  9. Well they do that because they also tuck the sheep’s back legs into the boot as well to keep em close
  10. I swear that video is old isn’t it?
  11. Why were you trying to be friends with my kids in the first place dude
  12. Either Georgia or those pesky Myanmar militia guys again
  13. 2024: the borkening
  14. Timely post for these Georgia fucks visiting that don’t know a pecan from their ass
  15. Danny ric killed the fastest lap. Literally.
  16. Yeah but are you holding weight in H? As in high fructose corn syrup? Gonna catch a charge with that many juice pouches
  17. So penalty ocon?
  18. The play where they started the bus to drive home
  19. Muchas gracias, Obama.
  20. I haven’t seen KKL in a while. What happened with her? Did she follow jimbo off into retirement?
  21. Haha at evil mopac pointing out that it’s not even real fireball, it’s rhe fortified wine they sell at Heb and corner stores. It’s a sooner. What would we expect? Chasing it with a 3.2 bud light?
  22. Steamboat Willie is free to use now. We could totally get a reboot robocop mashup going if kurtwood smith would just return my calls.
  23. Here’s to the pirate, may state swing their sword on aggy Saturday
  24. I’d find a way to dynamite it. On my birth certificate, for fathers occupation, it states “dynamiter”. True story.
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