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gernblansten

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  1. Hope Solo got a razor?
  2. Pics of farmer's daughter?
  3. Jimbo Fisher justified sharing his wife with 3 guys by saying "If I don't share the wife, sexually, younger and stronger men, all the way down to 18 year old men, won't be able to satisfy her." Seriously. That did not happen.#NotSEC #NotSECMediaDays
  4. The world is full of assholes and idiots.
  5. Oh boy. This one is right over the plate.
  6. Jerry Foxhoven seems like the perfect guy to get down to Texas and address the toll road situation.
  7. Tell that to the juice and cookie peddlers at Red Cross.
  8. Well, if you do get out that way, hook up with Gozer the Traveler at the corner of Noelind and Winooze. He'll be in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, he appeared as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, he was a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! Be sure and tell him your from the internet and you'll be good.
  9. I'm sure Tupac will send the guy an autographed shirt once news of this reaches him in Malaysia.
  10. You should drop a: "Since we're out, let's stop and pick up some liquor after we finish with the swimming stuff."
  11. You've obviously never been to the Boaconic Vallume Ploosnar region of the Tomash Bumola area.
  12. Alex Morgan isn't that hot.
  13. Thank you for your service. Good luck to you.
  14. Something, something sandy vagina something.
  15. Thank you for your service. Maybe check to see if the VA has Zoloft or weed or something.
  16. Tupac Tuesdays is clearly better than Tupac Fridays. I bet that's why they forced him out.
  17. I anxiously await the "I ate at Smitty's today" thread.
  18. It's hotter than a furnace fan out in Arizona. 110 ain't nothing when you live out there you see.
  19. On the one hand, I'd like BIL to get back on whatever meds he needs, on the other hand I greatly desire on off the meds BIL wedding adventure.
  20. Really, really, enjoyed Get Out. I did not think Us was very good, at all.
  21. You just don't know what it's like to have to do everything that has to be done, along with everything else that does not really have to be done.
  22. A lot of this. A second season was not needed, I had low expectations, but they managed to go even lower.
  23. This post omits the required 7 "fucks" and needs 3 more "cocksuckers" to fucking accurately fucking describe fucking Deadwood. Cocksucker. The word "fuck" and its derivatives are used 2,980 times throughout the series. - IMBD I believe that'd be 83 times per episode.
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