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gernblansten

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  1. I liked how Barry Sanders totally obliterated the defense (warriors!), humbly handed the ball to the official after reaching the end zone, and quietly walked to the sideline.
  2. Thunder are never called for fouls, yet somehow they finish tied for 5th most fouls called. Dort and Caruso get away with everything, yet both are near the top of fouls per minute. Thunder shot 20 FTs per game. Thunder opponents shot 24 FTs per game. Keep fucking that chicken, though. Wait, it has to be your bull. Anyway, hope that wasn't too aggressive for anyone. Happy health to all and see you next year. Probably see some of you in the "they're holding!!!!" football game threads, I guess.
  3. Dort was 8th in fouls per game. Caruso was 91st in fouls per game, in just 19 minutes a game. Both players are near the top of the league in fouls per minute. Not surprising as the Thunder were tied for 5th in fouls called. But, people see what they want to see based on who they want to win. That team I don't like fouls all the time and it's never called and my team never fouls and gets them called. That's a strike!!!!! (half a foot outside) They're holding every play!!!! (both OL are blocking/holding the same). Fanatics.
  4. It's your contention in that same scenario there is no foul called on Dort or Caruso?
  5. Actually, each team played 23 postseason games. No one should be surprised the player that drives to the basket more than anyone else in the league gets to the line. This is hilarious. Nesmith needs to move his feet instead of putting his right hand on SGA's body and then his left hand on SGA's shooting shoulder, right? A good way to not send SGA to the line is to, oh, I don't know, maybe don't put your fucking hand on his shooting arm?
  6. I will try to Confirm and get back to you as Soon as possible! Right after Lunch. Thank you for Your confidence in Me! And, thank you for your Attention to This Matter!
  7. Your day after diatribe is…..weird. If you happen to have a son someday, maybe shoot a little higher for him than being 1/5 of a man that’s a professional basketball player who you don’t know that played hurt like thousands of other athletes before him.
  8. I believe OKC was 6th in fouls per game, but sure, the NBA allows them to cheat by playing under different rules than every other team.
  9. Operation Midnight Hammer? Trump must’ve asked Melania what to call it while she was thinking about her lSecret Service dude.
  10. Whoa! Catching strays outta nowhere!
  11. Now I want to open a Nobel Pizza and call Trump’s cell phone to tell him he’s won the Nobel Pizza Prize and we can deliver right away. When he’s confused upon delivery of a large anchovie pizza I can explain someone must have put his name in the jar for our monthly pizza prize. Simple mixup, like your classic Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference.
  12. I’m sure they get all they need for the administrations cell phone use.
  13. The tiny hands jokes have gotten to him. That’s classic hand enhancement surgery.
  14. At first I was like, this needs to be in things that make you lol thread. Then 2:26 later I was like, no, it does not belong in that thread.
  15. Cool. Iran is smart and clearly picked up some flashy tricks, but made one crucial mistake. Iran forgot about the essence of the game. It’s about the cones. So, Israel will move its Abbott to the ocean hex which moves its brinksman to the devil's lair and pushes their farmer. Yes, their humble farmer. Directly into the central. Cone.
  16. So, how is the LA ICE protest escalation going?
  17. That woman, who did everything right, can probably expect to be deported in a few weeks.
  18. I MUST RUIN YOUR BUSINESS TO PROTECT YOU!!!! And, then save you by increasing subsidies and creating a costly bail out while claiming to cut wasteful spending.
  19. Just look at those gang member tattoos in the picture.
  20. Pretty sure they’ll just set fire to them and Bondi will charge some immigrant with arson so they can collect the insurance.
  21. I haven't been this anxious to find out who's starting since 2005 NC game when everyone was wondering if it'd be VY or Nordgren trotting out there.
  22. With all the batshit crazy stuff coming out of Trump every day, there is less coverage of the batshit crazy stuff reported about the idiots in Congress. I don't know, man, I'm just looking for any kind of silver lining somewhere.
  23. It's like a Robert Earl Keen song.
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