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Rudiger

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  1. Those were decorations!? Oh man, Sly’s going to be pissed.
  2. Closely related: “something smells good.”
  3. My wife’s was “get me a napkin.”
  4. Rudiger

    USMNT 2021

    You know. Trey Ainkman.
  5. Please, I’d even take the tubby event staffer.
  6. Made with only the finest worm eggs.
  7. Sexuality is a spectrum dude.
  8. Second this.
  9. I like your style.
  10. Can you sodomize cheese?
  11. Please get back to me as soon as possible. This is important shit.
  12. Why do people say assless chaps? I’m not an expert, but are there even chaps with asses? As they so common that they are the default, and we need to specify when we’re talking about ass-free chaps to avoid confusion?
  13. Deleted
  14. The Gashouse Gorillas, for one.
  15. I was thinking Prussian officer corps.
  16. I liked Fez over Marrakech. Also, avoid snail soup. It’s nasty.
  17. Statute of frauds says hi.
  18. Bunch of old people (myself included), that’s for sure. Stood in a merch line for half of Fall Out Boy’s performance. But I got the shirt my wife wanted damnit!
  19. Me too.
  20. Come on! Who fuckin’ programmed this guy!?
  21. “Don’t eat like a dickhead.”
  22. Bullshit strike call.
  23. Wrong. His name was John Blackthorne.
  24. Snackronomicon.
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