Jump to content

Rudiger

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    872
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Rudiger

  1. I was thinking Prussian officer corps.
  2. I liked Fez over Marrakech. Also, avoid snail soup. It’s nasty.
  3. Statute of frauds says hi.
  4. Bunch of old people (myself included), that’s for sure. Stood in a merch line for half of Fall Out Boy’s performance. But I got the shirt my wife wanted damnit!
  5. Me too.
  6. Come on! Who fuckin’ programmed this guy!?
  7. “Don’t eat like a dickhead.”
  8. Bullshit strike call.
  9. Wrong. His name was John Blackthorne.
  10. Snackronomicon.
  11. Taste the gay.
  12. Pepe’s Cafe in Ozona. Amazing Tex-Mex.
  13. “Oops, be careful.”
  14. David Spade.
  15. Or a Rochefoucault.
  16. A putt is as many strokes as a drive.
  17. “I play wing. Or 8.”
  18. Comic Book Guy says: “they’re obviously the Nazgul, thank you.”
  19. Lifeform Executive. My man.
  20. Paraphrasing some posters: I think this is a terrible hire, but if we can score more points than the other team in all our games, it’ll be a good hire. Reality: this is a terrible hire, and Sark’s W-L record would be even uglier if he hadn’t had Jake Locker.
  21. “You’ll shoot your eye out kid.” Too soon?
  22. My grandfather toasted marshmallows and cheddar cheese on saltines. He also did cheddar on apple pie, which is a little more mainstream. Both are still good in my book.
  23. So in other words, watch the tape?
  24. Rarified air.
×
×
  • Create New...