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Rudiger

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  1. Or if they had spent the whole shot clock passing the ball around the 3 point line without any movement and had to get a shot off.
  2. You know Temple of Doom? I assume it’s a lot like that.
  3. Tearful apology.
  4. Maybe they can put it on that “trophy” they gave jumbo. They’d actually get to fill in the date on 20__!
  5. Lime juice. Booze. Olives. You’re welcome.
  6. We have one. It was one of the more expensive models, but it’s really comfy. And my wife loves it, which means no more bitching about how uncomfortable the bed is. I guess what I’m saying is buy whatever your wife wants and pray she likes it (in fact, that’s just good advice generally).
  7. Aaaaand misses badly.
  8. It makes them really sweaty. Doesn’t that count?
  9. Dude, you try doing reps when it’s 0 degrees Kelvin outside.
  10. Step 1 in going pro in something other than sports?
  11. The patented Manziel chuck and pray.
  12. Are you talking to me? No, my son is also named Cort.
  13. Two weeks.
  14. Out in the first half of this game, so would play the whole championship game.
  15. Glad they took the time to thoroughly evaluate Lawrence before putting him back in.
  16. https://youtu.be/K79LRBXJOqM Well I suck.
  17. Jimmy Chamberlin. Jazz drummer but played for Smashing Pumpkins. Geek USA is my all-time favorite. http://youtu.be/K79LRBXJOqM
  18. I don’t appreciate that bitch in grey on the left judging me.
  19. I’m with you my man. White shirt?
  20. Then missed offensive holding on the next play.
  21. I like the cut of your jib.
  22. Isn’t throwing a punch an automatic ejection?
  23. Ranked by Ray Charles’s quarterly newsletter?
  24. Wait, which one has the stunningly beautiful campus and which one has the campus that looks like a particularly bad part of East Germany?
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