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Rudiger

Certifiably Surly
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Everything posted by Rudiger

  1. That’s the dad tax.
  2. Rocket Mortgage commercial uses forced perspective like crazy so Kyler Murray doesn’t look as short as he is.
  3. Probably best I didn’t end up sweeping barber hair for a living.
  4. A maroon mainsail?
  5. Apparently, it’s scissoring.
  6. I thought I was the only one. So vindicated.
  7. If Elf were a horror movie… https://youtu.be/EkwdYSn3Uws
  8. Those big cases “he’s” won were tried by other lawyers.
  9. Shouldn’t be posted in the Football forum then.
  10. The old “Shaka Smart dribble around and then put one up” offense.
  11. Gave him explosive diarrhea.
  12. Technically, it's Patagonian Toothchicken.
  13. People the world over don’t like obnoxious tourists. Lots of Americans just happen to be obnoxious tourists. You can go almost anywhere and get along with the people if you have a modicum of self-awareness.
  14. Also holding, fumbles, and targeting.
  15. Plus, they didn’t have underwater cameras 60 million years ago! How did they get the picture!?
  16. Should have gone with Abraham Lincoln.
  17. Blouses.
  18. Superhero movies require a moderate suspension of disbelief.
  19. My wife has always had trouble sleeping and got really good results from Delta 8.
  20. Good think you weren't flying private with the clients.
  21. Feeling nostalgic, I had a "Monte Christo" at a restaurant that was not Bennigans a few years back. Didn't hold a candle to the real deal.
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