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Rudiger

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  1. The old “Shaka Smart dribble around and then put one up” offense.
  2. Gave him explosive diarrhea.
  3. Technically, it's Patagonian Toothchicken.
  4. People the world over don’t like obnoxious tourists. Lots of Americans just happen to be obnoxious tourists. You can go almost anywhere and get along with the people if you have a modicum of self-awareness.
  5. Also holding, fumbles, and targeting.
  6. Plus, they didn’t have underwater cameras 60 million years ago! How did they get the picture!?
  7. Should have gone with Abraham Lincoln.
  8. Blouses.
  9. Superhero movies require a moderate suspension of disbelief.
  10. My wife has always had trouble sleeping and got really good results from Delta 8.
  11. Good think you weren't flying private with the clients.
  12. Feeling nostalgic, I had a "Monte Christo" at a restaurant that was not Bennigans a few years back. Didn't hold a candle to the real deal.
  13. Bennigans was low brow? My mom took me there one time, I got a Monte Christo, and I felt like the Sultan of Brunei. Then again, we were poor and from a small town, so eating out was a big deal.
  14. Serious bidness.
  15. We won’t get any of those transfers though.
  16. Original or U.S. version?
  17. I think you meant “dislocated elbow.”
  18. Who am I, Phil Collins?
  19. Really makes me wish I had done something with my life.
  20. Guys, he’s just using alternative facts!
  21. Don’t worry, he can still decommit right?
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