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Rudiger

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  1. Make sure you save your urine in jars too. Not in case of a natural disaster, just in general.
  2. Suits and sports jackets, although I could be sold on some shirts and trousers to go with them. I'm looking for a dignified but not stuffy look. If I understand silhouettes right, I like a natural shoulder, straight lapel, and lean and clean but not to the point of skinny.
  3. Say I wanted something nicer than Brooks Brothers but wasn't ready to go full-on Savile Row bespoke. Are there good brands in between those two ends of the spectrum for made to measure?
  4. When they do the safety drill and your pants begin to fill....
  5. Same here. They’re awful. I got two fatasses who look like they’re talking about sports.
  6. Same. There but for the grace of God go I.
  7. She took an LBJ power move to a whole other level.
  8. This must be that addition by subtraction thing I'm always hearing about.
  9. And then proceeded to kind of suck for the rest of the season (masked by outstanding RB play). That’s why people are pissed off.
  10. He barely even looks like an end-stage leukemia patient anymore.
  11. Maybe they can just pull themselves up by their bootstraps?
  12. Precisely. Or when Charlton Heston took the stage at the AVN Awards holding a copy of Hustler and said you’d have to pry it from his cold dead hands.
  13. These days the First Amendment only has one clause. And it only applies in favor of conservative Christians.
  14. Learn Basque, the mother of all boutique languages.
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