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RPM

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  1. RPM

    Getting old sucks

    I feel you Brat. Took a fall a couple years ago getting out of my office chair. Pushed on the arms getting up and it spun out from under me. Landed square on the armrest with my ribs and shattered them. Rubbed some dirt on it, but it felt like a sack of gravel for a week or so. Looked like hell for a month.
  2. Surly closet fat chick fetish. You can hit a slumpbuster, You never go full Vic.
  3. The line starts way back there.
  4. I win!
  5. Furk. Just got called in to work tonight. Gotta crash. Will watch Red Zone on DVR.
  6. TD Bo Nix.
  7. As big a Hanks fan as I am, I set the bar very low and expect to be disappointed.
  8. Soylent Green is... PEOPLE!
  9. Maybe its the endorphins from aggy shitting the bed, but so far this is pretty good.
  10. Oopsie
  11. aggy isn't losing, they're just running out of time.
  12. Maybe he's not suntanning his nuts enough.
  13. Plus, fewer mouths to feed.
  14. It's the only medical explanation for a raging anal fissure.
  15. All civilians are insurgents unless they comply.
  16. They left out 1 tiny bit of info, it was a meat wall.
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