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Jerry Callo

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  1. I think there is one missing.
  2. Happy Birthday, Brat!
  3. Cottonmouth - hope you didn't try to pet it.
  4. I picked up an Instant Pot Accu Slim Sous Vide gadget today. $75 on Amazon, but it was $29 on Woot. Not sure how much I'll use it, but at that price I thought it was worth a try.
  5. Not to Bill Swerski its not.
  6. I saw a post this morning with a couple pictures of a coyote - "keep an eye on your fur babies . . ." First, people who use the term fur babies are silly. Second, I am pro-coyote when it comes to people letting their cats roam all over the neighborhood. True be told, if I could find a way to toss a coyote over my neighbor's fence to deal with the yapping fucking dogs, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
  7. That's actually not terrible. Why fuck with the alliteration of Happy Holidays, though? I say Merry New Year most of the time with a lame African accent, but most of my conversation is littered with obscure movie references.
  8. Got the first card in the mail yesterday. "Merry Holidays!" What the fuck is that? I don't get bend by either Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays, but Merry Holidays is fucking stoopid.
  9. Some assclown already took JerryCallo. I will be known on Bluesky as JCallo - that's Callo with a C. I set up my profile, followed a few people, and will probably never go back just like @threads.
  10. I'm good with that. So long as both Jamie and Beth die onscreen, I really don't care what happens to anyone else.
  11. The Sound of Music. Freddy Krueger is always singing How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria.
  12. Last time I thought I'd severely sprained my ankle, I'd actually broke it in two places. I watched it for 5 days or so and when it didn't get much better, I went to the ortho. Didn't have a cast, but had to wear a boot for several weeks.
  13. I came up with the ideal ending a couple seasons ago. Beth and Jamie get into the final battle; back and forth slapping and punching; Jamie eventually, though covered in his own blood and barely able to see, gets the upper hand and slowly chokes Beth to death; Rip walks into the horse barn where this is all going down, sees a lifeless Beth and a distraught Jamie and immediately shoots Jamie in the head; unable to carry on, Rip takes his own life. Fade to black.
  14. Pioneer Dr. Ruth has all the right moves.
  15. I have two of these half moon stones from CGS.
  16. This is probably posted somewhere else, but seemed appropriate for poooooor aggys, now shut the fuck up. Glad to see AP picking up the story. Taaffe Honors late teammate
  17. I stopped at the Richmond location a couple weeks ago and commented a couple pages ago. Overall it was a good meal. I swung by Truth first and the wait was easily over an hour, which didn't work for my schedule.
  18. That was great. Anyone watching the game without a dog in the hunt had to notice how fixated they are on Texas - we already knew it. We went 13 years without playing each other - all along they sang their song about us at every game, in every sport, and at every event, graduation, orientation, . . .
  19. He moved to New Mexico and got out of the barbecue business.
  20. Ask Gabe . . . I mean Vic.
  21. Aggy are delusional and always have been. I watched Texas play Ohio State with an aggy. Even after we won, he said he'd rather have their QB and coach than VY and Mack Brown
  22. My oldest (no pics), final year at Texas, just found out she drew a ticket to the SEC championship game. Hook'em!
  23. Unfortunately, Brotherton's fell off fast after John passed.
  24. Added about a pound of ground, smoked brisket.
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