My favorite part is when you talk about how we bring up the bonfire. The sole reason it was brought up was in response to the Whitman shooting from one of your aggy boyfriends.
 
	I love your sports comparisons. It will never be a clean comparison in your feeble little brains. You’ve been lied to your whole life about things like, “cause it was durin tha waar”, “y’all was at home sippin tea”, “uh but if you count day games between 2012-2017 out of conference, we’s the bestest in tha souf.”
 
	Academics - always have been and always will be better
 
	Sports - always have been and always will be better
 
	Money - you’ll never catch up
 
	Pussy - highest quality by light years. Also, our cheerleaders have them
 
	Location - pull your head free from your colon
 
	Class - always had more and will always have more
 
	This is reality. Please understand it. All 50 states understand this. Thank you for registering on another fanbase’s website and creating worthless input (driven purely by your own obsession). No one else here is doing what you are. Think about it.