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DaggerHorns

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  1. What does the powder color have to do with the story? Why is it a white powder bag and not just a powder bag?
  2. I literally heard this story last night from my Lyft driver. Kind of odd that he gave up a good paying private job to work for the government then all the shit with his sister. Fucking “weird shit” is right man...
  3. Settle down dweebs.
  4. You forgot the “hook ‘em” at the end of your post.
  5. Thank you for introducing Whittington. He too is also better. On the offensive side of the ball, the fastest guy on the field will be Jake Smith. We’re going to run through you like spicy gumbo served at a retirement home. Burrow can go bleaux a crawfish.
  6. Ok, let’s see who has had better careers. Collin Johnson > Justin Jefferson Keontay Ingram > Clyde Edwards-Helaire Keontay is young too. That shit you’re smoking from Louisiana is good.
  7. Given their inability to physically harm anyone on a football field, I wouldn’t worry about this. However, if you were some sort of barnyard animal, I would encourage a witness protection program type strategy.
  8. LSU can geaux fuck themselves.
  9. Swamp pussy in the late summer can be a bit more moist due to the humidity. With many of our players on early award watch lists, I would bet we can make more Co-eds cream their panties early and often given the level of talent in the stands going to Texas by a long shot. As for the football game, we’re going to make LSU feel at home and toss them around like a tin roof in a hurricane.
  10. Well, in all fairness, that’s actually an honest statement. It would not benefit them. We would kick the shit out of them and there would be no benefit for aggy.
  11. Solid counterpoint. Notice how his mother clings to a pack of Marlboro Lights and his misguided, toothless, meth cooking father wears cargo shorts. This unfortunately shows the celebration of another child’s societal atrocity aired on live television. I for one, will be candid. I celebrated this moment and I know that most of you cold hearted bastards did as well.
  12. It’s time to fuck with this guy. You never go full figurelli.
  13. Lots of hypocrisy going on here. No one has mentioned Neon’s mental disability yet. Furthermore, many of you are choosing to ignore it. If he went down to the DMV, they would award him a placard after a brief conversation.
  14. Hey dickhead, I found your phone....it’s got a lot of missed calls!!!!
  15. Im so glad that worked out so well for him...
  16. My power is still out. This is fucking ridiculous.
  17. Yeah, power out for me south of Steck.
  18. He’s really good at deep throating 1 or 2 dozen steaming boners. He’s even better at taking them up the ass. He’s also good at hiding compensation for other people that attempt to play football and love dude on dude fucking. NTTAWWT.
  19. I agree with a slight twist. I think he’s a massive pussy and he can go fuck himself.
  20. That’s clearly the “hump” he couldn’t get over...
  21. Bitch please.... We’re Texas, we can go down any road we damn well please.
  22. FUCKSHIT!
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