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DaggerHorns

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  1. Meth prices surging after ou and okie lite losses.
  2. All of their cock gobbling will lead to an enumerable amount of indecision.
  3. Another SEC loss when they travel out of conference...
  4. Jesus buffsoldier, that’s outstanding. I just drink egg nog until I pass out.
  5. Solid call by ABC to put SMU in the red on the bottom of the screen while FAU wears red jerseys.
  6. This is the type of thread that is just begging for a snax soliloquy.
  7. NOW they have the talent. No one does “next year” better...gig ‘em!
  8. It’s not just a rumor. I spoke to this dude about it. It’s way more than 6-8 guys. It’s also not weed. They were busted for gobbling several tons of cock. Apparently, almost the whole team was eating more dick than Bob Stoops in a Thujone novel.
  9. We are turning out to be like all the other bitches. We get to put on pretty shoes before we’re fucked.
  10. Our defense is about to get fucked like Natalie Dormer in a surlyer’s basement.
  11. Haha, I had no idea those were his stats. Pretty solid. He’s still a bitch in my book.
  12. Not bad for a Nazi sled.
  13. I gave up completely after I saw Minkah Fitzpatrick. He always sucked, knew he would suck in the NFL, and it was complete fucking bullshit that he got the Thorpe with jack shit for stats. I really don’t even understand what drives the obviously bad decisions for the winners.
  14. “I’m glad I renewed my season tickets.” I’m so fucking stupid sometimes.
  15. We got 99 problems and money ain’t one.
  16. The dangers of selling your memorabilia on Craigslist...
  17. Less jokes. Let’s try to keep this thread serious, please.
  18. They were always cool enough to let me drink their beer and fuck their chicks... ...consensually.
  19. Craig Naivar should be testing his blow dryer next to his bath tub right now. If not, he should get a head start on the unemployment line.
  20. Its not a museum. It’s called the hall of champions...dick.
  21. Eat shit everyone! I’m thankful that I don’t know any of you in real life...go fuck yourselves!
  22. Checking back in on this request...
  23. Good ‘ol Figurelli. What a fuckwad.
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