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DaggerHorns

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  1. All things considered, it’s going well for your first thread.
  2. Oh god No, we’re fucked.
  3. Of course, the tech punter is supposed to be better.
  4. Tech’s punter just had a longer pass than Sam did all game. “Fuck My Life“ - every longhorn fan
  5. Gen X is the absolute best generation. Everyone else is a bunch of slap dick ass clowns. Last generation to grow up without the internet. We also know how to fuck chicks with or without internet assistance. We can fix your computer but also know when to ignore them. We also didn’t use our student loan money to travel the world and then bitch how we shouldn’t have to pay it back. Gen X is the most well rounded when it comes to employment, pussy, beer, and drugs. We respect others, aren’t snowflakes, work hard, and created great music. Fight me.
  6. I’m indifferent....because I don’t have a vagina.
  7. Another thread about someone running out of tampons...carry on.
  8. It certainly is when you remember he protected Aaron Hernandez.
  9. Say what you want about Urban, don’t care. He’s a piece of shit. I am proud that I graduated from UT. I am also proud that I didn’t go somewhere that covered up rape, covered up fucking little boys, covered up molesting gymnasts, etc... I think if you cheat or mistreat others, that’s one thing, but if you just get caught with weed and a pistol that’s another, because you’re a dumbass. My time in watching Texas is the most any Texas school has done (titles, bowls, player awards). If you have a tiny little dick like OP, you’ll convince yourself that sacrificing moral and ethical standards to win makes sense. All of the sudden, life changes and everything is amazing. When I meet an SEC grad in Austin, I don’t go crazy and think, “oh wow, you must be cool because the football team you cheered for is bad ass.” When I meet an tOSU grad I wonder if they were one of the ones that thought Urban was ok and part of the group that wanted to keep him. What do you think when you meet a PSU grad? It’s just a game and I’m a huge fan. ”cold hitting pipe hitting...” wtf are you talking about. Fuck Urban Meyer, hang him by piano wire in Nuremberg.
  10. Watch a winning program - UT Quidditch
  11. Given his lifestyle, I don’t believe it was the milk n’ cookies that did him in.
  12. “I took a year off to raise guinea pigs with my girlfriend...and do cocaine.” -Chad Holt. This guys seems like and absolute maniacal lunatic. As a legendary Austinite, a creative, and an absolute gem of entertainment, he seems like he would be a blast to paint the town with. I want to know more about him. Anyone here have a bender with him? He was well known in many circles and even worked for Adam Reposa. As he passed away in August, it appears as though he left his mark on Austin with many avenues of creativity. https://www.austinchronicle.com/screens/2019-10-18/chad-holt-austins-last-provocateur/
  13. Further analysis would prove that your chance of getting laid would plummet to <50% had the horns won the game. Horns win: Going out with the boys afterwards and crushing beers accompanied with victory shots would lead to >97% whiskey dick thus lowering sexual performance and probability of intercourse. The chance of the girl ditching would also lead to >50% of no showing for an impending fuck fest postgame. Chance of fucking —> 48.5% Horns lose: Going back to hotel, bypassing post game booze fest 99%. Accompanied by out of town Floridian looking for a postgame round of “hide the sausage” —> 70%. Chance of fucking —> 69.3%
  14. Finally, a reasonable conclusion with absolutely no mathematical explanation.
  15. Another “what if” thread. jesus titty fucking tap dancin christ. What if ur mom swallowed you?
  16. Have you factored in the part where we like to give opposing quarterbacks career days?
  17. Hey, look at me, I’m a Nebraska fan! I need validation! Someway, somehow! I need attention!
  18. Ur mom
  19. Thank god, all of you dickheads spend way too much time on message boards, the book of faces, the instant grammars and the tweeterspheres.
  20. Holy fuckballs man. Like part of your brain on the front end or did it just get your skull? Also....pics or gtfo.
  21. Now all we need is our own TV channel to monetize and capitalize to get an edge in recruting.
  22. It’s time to say your goodbyes.
  23. What if the coat hanger worked on your mother?
  24. He’ll be fine. He’ll have receipts and tools that he can show for the wood purchase and the location of his workshop. He can also easily produce the most recent tax returns showing that he’s paid his dues to use that roadway and the taxes that support our wonderful law enforcement.
  25. I thoroughly enjoy threads like this. We all sober up from Saturday clouded in hope and contemplating rehab. Someone among us (from the future) decides “we will win out.” You forgot a tiny detail about your declaration. This is one of those scenarios where Biff Tannen found the sports book and the actual result of the rest of our season is this: Link
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