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redswingline

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  1. Bath salts much? A handful could get drafted and sit, but they wouldn't be seeing the field. No would-be 18 year old college freshman is going straight to the NFL and doing shit, other than taking it up the ass with no lube.
  2. Roll that back a decade, at least. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gbWrn4f7KE
  3. There isn't anything redeemable about Cypress, other than the fact that 99 wraps around it, which helps you get the fuck outta there
  4. Reminds me of a curb your enthusiasm episode.
  5. the great think about the cork soaking is that while you are soaking the cork, you can also massage the grapes
  6. Watching that was like watching Bush Jr's Hurricane Katrina Speech.
  7. That's not what he said at all.
  8. That or a gold coin..
  9. When you come back hopefully you get learn better Engrish.
  10. One of the first things that article mentions is synthetic debt, which are most often CDO's and those are incredibly risky. Its that kind of unregulated backroom shit that led to the financial crisis - the packaging of debt instruments into tiers and selling them off as "investments" when all they were was dogshit. There is no ownership of the underlining asset and this was accomplished through derivatives aka swaps. The article doesn't state how much of that $1B of debt is synthetic, but...YIKES
  11. Shoe cause? Aggy is going straight Woogie now. We're going to need a restraining order on that whole school
  12. The first time I heard that joke was via Greg Giraldo. He used it on Gilbert Gottfried in the Bob Saget roast. "Who would fuck you? You have the sex appeal of a school bus fire" RIP Giraldo
  13. Maybe that explains the sheep fucking
  14. You knew they were going to lose, that is the aggy way
  15. Seems odd to include entire statewide systems on a list of individual universities.
  16. No way he is laying pipe. I doubt his dick even works and if it does it's probably busy watching film.
  17. As much as I hate ou, they were more progressive than I expected. Who else was publicly supporting the trans community back in 2010?
  18. ou runs on deez nuts
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