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83Horn

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  1. Ah, good ol' College Station, where everyone always mistakes roller coasters for bullet trains.
  2. Well, at least she doesn't have to worry about shooting her dick off.
  3. This right here. I don't understand why so many people think that a Florida State win is just a given. They struggled against some teams that Louisville beat pretty handily, and that's with their all-world QB, and they needed some last minute luck to squeak out a win over Clemson. Louisville beating FSU is not that far-fetched, and if that happens, and Texas takes care of business, I'm betting we're in.
  4. 83Horn

    Jimi

    I know it's considered bad form to bump your own thread, but as today would have been Jimi's 81st birthday, I'm making the executive decision to do so. Happy Birthday to the GOAT.
  5. Indeed. "Orji tries to slip through the hole." 😆
  6. "Don't be surprised if the Aggies don't pursue Ryan Day." Am I missing something? Are the people who write this stuff professional journalists? Is English grammar taught at any level any more?
  7. You forgot that part of NJ from around Hackensack/Teaneck down to Bayonne, and from the Hudson River west to around East Orange, with Newark and Elizabeth right in the middle. It's really just West NYC, and it really sucks.
  8. 83Horn

    Jimi

    For those who are too young to appreciate just what a mind blowing game changer Jimi Hendrix was, this video provides a nice summary. Also appropriate for the rest of us fans, a few days in advance of what would have been Jimi's 81st birthday.
  9. I don't know, I think this one deserves something more than honorable mention:
  10. Prefer the original with Dudley Moore and Raquel Welch.
  11. Your avatar fits that brisket burned pot roast perfectly.
  12. A little bitch-made pussy by any other name would smell just as rank.
  13. Dr. Samuel Johnson is right about Olsen Johnson being right.
  14. Cross posting from the other ISU thread, because everyone needs to hear this again:
  15. Maybe the team could use a reminder from the last visit to Ames. Good news is Texas is 18-8 since this happened:
  16. That stupid dance track they keep playing at every break in the action is making my ears bleed. That shit, and that dipshit screaming " for THREEEEEEEEEEEE" every time a 'Horn hits a three is annoying AF.
  17. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
  18. And Steve "Bam Bam" McMichael rules them all, but let's not bicker and argue over who's better than whom. The tradition of dominating defense is a long one at Texas, from Scott Appleton and Tommy Nobis, to McMichael, Brad Shearer, Bill Acker, Kenneth Sims, Tony Degrate, et al. Let's just be glad that they were all Longhorns, and that we seem to be rediscovering the tradition of smothering defense. 🤘
  19. Good Lord. Somebody remind me what the C in TCU stands for, because every time I see pictures of their cheerleaders and/or pom squad, I start having very, very unclean thoughts.
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