Jump to content

TejasPedro

Full Members
  • Posts

    1808
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by TejasPedro

  1. Ok stay with me here. Astros giving Trevor Bauer a look. Trevor Bauer likes to do what? Astros have a bunch of guys that act like what? Bauer is going to bring that strong pimp hand and do work. Let’s go! Last 100 games- my prediction is 69 Wins and 31 Lawsuits
  2. Bring your own piss bucket/bottle
  3. BYOPB or bring some nose plugs. Try the brisket nachos. No bleachers, so bring chairs It’s a long walk to fields 7 and 8. No batting cages. No shade, and always windy
  4. In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women…..
  5. My brain always had to recalibrate while watching Earl. I would sit and think there was just no way a human of that size could move so gracefully turn around and a be an absolute battering Ram and deliver so much pain. Kind of like watching Vince it didn’t look like he was moving fast but his effortless gazelle like gait, passing people up like it was nothing. We were all so damn lucky to have them both put on the burnt orange. Earl was thunder and lightning all in one package.
  6. Agreed! Between Astros Baseball and Longhorn baseball this year. I do this on the daily. ISO a number to a good TJ guy
  7. David Pierce to Baseball America: "I'm in FL recruiting. If I had decided to step down I sure wouldn't be killing myself down here."
  8. Don’t get me wrong I love me some Tuck Tuck, but damn…. Dubby got some mad hops Yo. I Forgot what a homerun stealing outfielder looks like. Has Tucker’s glove ever gone above the yellow line?
  9. It was Espada after Abreu got the hit, he fainted
  10. Are we going to dump the chump? Feels like we are taking a lump up the rump.
  11. Porter Brown’s back of the card, well that does give me solace after yesterday’s exit.
  12. A coach that allows players nuts to swang? Pearl clutching fans inbound! I am forward thinking, where can we get a Diamond Crusted Swaggy AF Show Stick, for the players to carry around after a home run.
  13. Season’s over CDC start the evaluations. Did the team get better? Did the players develop? What is the state of the program, is there energy and enthusiasm going into off season? Is DP the best option for moving into the SEC?
  14. Most of us have already fired Pierce in our hearts and minds we are just waiting for CDC and the rest of the administration to catch up. of all the names I see being floated around, there is really only one that fucks, figuratively and literally! CDC, fire up the Bevo Express got get that adulterer. Hit him with the obvious sales pitch that the coeds at Texas are top tier compared to those in Collie Station.
  15. Well it’s over….. So, now on to the FUPA Wolrd Series Hook’em Lady Horns
  16. If we hire Deggs can we get him a shirt that fits? Is it an adidas sizing issue?
  17. Cajuns are putting on a clinic on how to manage a pitching staff.
  18. Augie Garrido’s rum soaked skeletal bones.
  19. Deadman notating. Pierce, please stop acting like you care.
  20. So fucking fired! If we get Matt Deggs can he bring Torres? Torres with the in yo face bat flip
  21. The space cowboys would be leading the NL west if they jumped up a league. I think they would be in 2nd in the AL West
  22. DIDN’T GET SWEPT!
×
×
  • Create New...