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Darth Tron

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  1. Offensive Line was the story of the game. It didn't matter who we trotted out at QB, or what plays we called, when their D Line was absolutely wrecking every protection scheme we tried. They whipped us, straight up. They went around us. They shoved us around like we were kindergartners against 8th graders. Kyle Flood shat himself on the field in front of God and everybody. It was embarrassing. Hopefully it was a one time thing and serves as a necessary wakeup call about complacency.
  2. Hey at least this drive starts in their own territory, right?
  3. He was confused by the orange UT and thought he was playing against our secondary from last year.
  4. Texas 31 Jawja 26 Jawja 336 yds offense
  5. I like how this dumbass aggie ALMOST understands. It's like he came right up to the cliff of understanding and just couldn't jump off. "They were playing pretty well and it was a close game until Texas fucking exploded on offense and then they were way behind" is not the net negative for Texas that he seems to think it is.
  6. Texas 33 Georgia 24 GA yds 342
  7. I had nothing against Georgia until this asshole showed up. Top shelf douchebag.
  8. Busted out Tommy Nobis for this one.
  9. Texas 52 Cockgobblers 10 UT rushing 203 OU rushing 87 Spread 116
  10. Brent Venables puts mayonnaise on his french fries.
  11. Heard he got in a fight on the sidelines during last night’s game?
  12. Whats with all the Immamac signs in the background?
  13. IF. Big IF. But if Quinn does that he ascends to second place. Behind Vince. Because everyone will always be behind Vince. No matter how skilled, no one has ever had the sense of inevitability that he had.
  14. 1. Go to ESPN app on streaming device or TV 2. Establish TV credentials using YouTube TV login 3. Navigate to game 4. Profit
  15. Horns 52-7 Arch 351
  16. https://www.mybookie.ag/ I have used this for a couple of years. I have been paid out, so they are trustworthy in that regard. You can create custom parleys and whatnot. Not the best odds I've seen on some stuff, but its a decent online option for those of you looking.
  17. Depends on which team did the hitting.
  18. I'm poor. Can I have your tickets?
  19. All of their insecurities and delusions rolled up into one glorious quote.
  20. You look at Florida over there, and you just gotta hand it to them. They got some shitty cops.
  21. 59-10 Texas 237/94/30
  22. Me neither. Was scared by all the obvious factors. Week 1, Andy Reid hates rookies, the Raven's defense... Watch me start him next week and get a dud.
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