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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It wasn't that these good Ags were talking shit about a tragic event, the people who reported the incident made that up, the cops who threw them out assumed that was what happened without asking around, and the social media account of the local police went along with it because they were all part of the BOMC? The other explanation seems more plausible that these guys are dirt bags and should be shunned by all parties.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I suppose that fact we haven't purchased billboards declaring welcome to Longhorn Country in Florida being he biggest difference?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
One of my favorite ATM fantasies is their consistent belief that they are at the center of our strategies, objectives and success measurements. They are not at the center. The are not on the periphery. They are not present at all.
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Eat a dick, Bret Bielema, you fat fucking retard
Still one of the greatest thread titles on Surly. Makes me laugh every time it gets bumped. Thanks @Beau Vine
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
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What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
- 2025 OL Jordan and Devin Coleman
Olivia and Isabella Mathers. Aussies.- 2025 OL Jordan and Devin Coleman
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/40140124/100-days-college-football-top-games-players-contenders 100 days out, ESPN takes a shot at what to watch in the upcoming season. Teams on the rise, key games, new coaches, lots of Texas, GA, OSU, AL. What I didn't see was a single mention of an AM player, coach, team or game of interest, other than when they play us. Little Brother is properly back in the corner with their shine box.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Maybe he initiated the whole blackmail thing with her and this is his way of trying to cover his tracks in what is now a criminal matter. That would be on brand for Aggie.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
- Spring Game - 4/20/2024
Saw the same 13 do a pretty good job of holding off a Cam Williams block in the flat only to whiff on the tackle, not sure if same play. The farther from the line he played the less impressive he looked. Seems like I've seen that before with our Safeties.- 2024 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Who’s a JAG now?
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Surly Off-Season Motto 2024- Tell Me About Texas a&m
That logic and writing has taken 10 IQ points from all of us. May he burn in idiot hell and our collective recovery be swift and permanent.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
See Bonfire Tragedy.- 22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Leveon, Leveon likes his money......Declared for Portal once open this week I believe.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
More Horns Down than Thumbs Up in that picture. They'd rather show their ass to us then celebrate any kind of success.- Fuck Brett Yormark
According to SRCFB, In addition to the Haskell Indian Nations (#79), we have a losing record to the following schools since 1902: (Total games, Wins, Loses, - our winning percentage against school in column X:) https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/schools/texas/head-to-head.html T W L X 80 UCLA 1970 2014 7 3 4 0 .429 160 216 -56 22.9 30.9 -8.0 81 Penn State 1971 1996 5 2 3 0 .400 78 100 -22 15.6 20.0 -4.4 82 Brigham Young 1987 2023 6 2 4 0 .333 103 172 -69 17.2 28.7 -11.5 83 Southern California 1955 2018 7 2 5 0 .286 148 169 -21 21.1 24.1 -3.0 84 Notre Dame 1913 2016 12 3 9 0 .250 170 353 -183 14.2 29.4 -15.3 85 Vanderbilt 1903 1928 10 2 7 1 .250 62 163 -101 6.2 16.3 -10.1 86 Syracuse 1959 1993 3 0 2 1 .167 56 75 -19 18.7 25.0 -6.3 87 Air Force 1985 1985 1 0 1 0 .000 16 24 -8 16.0 24.0 -8.0 88 Chicago 1904 1904 1 0 1 0 .000 0 68 -68 0.0 68.0 -68.0 89 Colorado College 1908 1908 1 0 1 0 .000 0 15 -15 0.0 15.0 -15.0 90 Harvard 1931 1931 1 0 1 0 .000 7 35 -28 7.0 35.0 -28.0 91 Minnesota 1936 1936 1 0 1 0 .000 19 47 -28 19.0 47.0 -28.0 92 North Carolina State 1999 1999 1 0 1 0 .000 20 23 -3 20.0 23.0 -3.0 93 Northwestern 1942 1942 1 0 1 0 .000 0 3 -3 0.0 3.0 -3.0 94 Randolph Field 1944 1944 1 0 1 0 .000 6 42 -36 6.0 42.0 -36.0 95 South Carolina 1957 1957 1 0 1 0 .000 21 27 -6 21.0 27.0 -6.0 96 Virginia Tech 1995 1995 1 0 1 0 .000 10 28 -18 10.0 28.0 -18.0 Output only includes games where both schools were classified as major schools Vandy & South Carolina should take care of itself. UCLA, Penn State, BYU, SC, ND, and Syracuse should be on our to do list.- Fuck Brett Yormark
Who the hell are the Haskell Indian Nations and who had them on the top 5 winning percentage against Texas bingo card- Fuck Brett Yormark
Good Lord. That is a $5 sit where you want tickets from the HEB customer service desk schedule. Looks like 2 for 1 ticket prices now run through Lubbock.- Dyin - your mortal remains
- NIL Recruiting News Megathread
@RGBIII - Does the collective think that younger pros who benefited from NIL in School will be more in-tuned to give to NIL? Seems like someone like Bijan who was on the front of the Texas wave would be a likely participant. Any insight if AD/Foundation try to route them a different direction? - 2025 OL Jordan and Devin Coleman
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