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Herbie Hancock

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  1. Spy gonna be a sad panda
  2. Florida’s 5* freshman WR saw the field yesterday to the tune of 6 rec for 111 yds and 2td. Alabama’s 5* freshman WR last year balled out and he wasn’t even old enough to vote. Jeremiah Smith had 1300 yards on 74 catches last year. So, in short, the fact that they’re a freshman only seems to be a problem when they wear burnt orange. Any other jersey and they live up to expectations.
  3. Anybody have a VseeBox?
  4. We are a collection of idiots. This team. This coaching staff. This website. A moronic multitude of mongoloids. A baffling bunch of buffoons. An assembly of assclowns. A colossus of cunts. Just fucking embarrassing
  5. Oh I’m well aware he’s a whiny, sniveling cunt. I just wanted to see one last time if he has any functioning brain cells or if I really should have put him on ignore a long time ago.
  6. Just when you think things are bad, they get even worse!
  7. Taaffe going full potato again and trying to let Florida recover it again instead of falling on it like they teach you in 6th grade.
  8. I don’t speak to cunts, so he may have said that to me but I didn’t hear it. Fuck him and fuck Vandy.
  9. Our entire team appears to have firmly planted their heads in their asses. Taaffe not falling on the loose ball. DL getting bullied. OL and playcalling. Now these knuckleheads can’t even down a punt with a 9 second hang time.
  10. The first rule of being an attention whore is there’s no such thing as bad publicity.
  11. That wasn’t the question. Who else would you rather have? And you can’t say Bobby Valentine
  12. Weird to see my alma mater struggle with a panhandle team, but Abilene had to rally from 21-0 in Q2 to win 24-21. Occasionally a Morton led Monterrey would put up a fight with that stupid wing-T, but I don’t recall ever letting an Amarillo or Lbk school stay in it past midway through the second quarter of any game. Quality of football in the bigger classifications anywhere west of 35-W seems to have taken a nosedive in the last decade.
  13. Who exactly would have been overwhelming for you? Or even just whelming?
  14. Idk where you’ve been but I’ve been for the last 11 years in a row and 14 total and it’s never not been a shit show of people of game day. If you wanna talk about a shit show, how about when they wouldn’t sell alcohol inside, and handed out little red tickets on your way out of the stadium at halftime so that you could re-enter the game. That was a goddamned shit show.
  15. A couple years ago on game day I spent $300 on just myself. Not on beers inside the stadium, on food and drink out on the midway. We stayed from 8am until probably 6 that night, but even then it was still ridiculous.
  16. Arte Moreno is the gift that keeps on giving.
  17. Yes. And I can see his avatar right now: White dude with a Jew fro and coke bottle frame glasses with white tape on the nose bridge like they had been broken? He was doing some goofy pose or throwing a gang sign or some shit?
  18. Changed hotels for the third time for our trip in December. Moxy Chelsea. Apparently our first night in town the hotel is hosting “Drag Bingo”. This is gonna be fun shit. Wouldn’t mind a rooftop bar, but the wife and I love dive bars so if you have any in that area I’m all ears.
  19. Had an old man (not old man Barlow, Gus) get hooked by one a few years ago. Hooked him and then shook him violently whilst still hooked. His innards were outards by the time the ambulance got there. 0/10, do not recommend.
  20. You’re giving a pep talk to the wrong person. My current view
  21. You know who the only people are that think owning cows is a good idea? The people that don’t own any cows.
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