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Herbie Hancock

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  1. I won’t be furious if they overturn it, but I think he’s out.
  2. Fucking hell that’s a goddamned balk
  3. That was fucking beautiful Jonah
  4. Little Josh is the little engine that could. He’s our catalyst. At least that’s what I’m telling myself anyways. Choo choo motherfuckers!
  5. Would be 4 and no outs if dipshit hadn’t swung at ball 4 that bounced in front of the fucking plate [emoji2357]
  6. My childhood? My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
  7. Telling someone else how they should feel, and then calling them names and making personal attacks when they don’t feel the same way as you think they should. I’ve heard this all before…
  8. Your doctor is trying to tell you as diplomatically as possible that if you’re that concerned about your health, start working out and eating better. They’re the easiest and most likely to yield positive results. He also may be of the opinion that you’re looking for more medication to address the symptoms and not the cause of the issue.
  9. Oof. That’s a lot of Tim Love in one day.
  10. Wanna know the good news? Everything you just posted is fixable. It’s not an easy fix by any means; it’s gonna take effort, but it is absolutely within your power to get it done. Can I ask now that you’ve identified the problem(s) that need fixing, what is the biggest hurdle stopping you from doing so?
  11. Jake Skole, Jason Botts, Justin Smoak, Brad Wilkerson, Chad Allen. We trotted out some truly shit rotten meatheads in the late 00’s. At least Smoak got us Clif Lee.
  12. Shoulda took her. The fat girl that bartends upstairs makes a fantastic Bloody Mary.
  13. Take your ass across the street to Rooster’s and get the Big A burger and some rooster tails.
  14. I mean they sell rubber dicks there, but they sell lingerie and all that other shit too. 270 pound nosetackle at the front desk is less than ideal to talk to, and she likes to talk but it ain’t bad. Better than the dirty store at 199 and surfside that’s run by meth heads. Don’t ever make that mistake
  15. Lol probably not. I’m sure he’s talking about Velvet Box. It’s on Morton to the east of where the old Pop’s Safari Room used to be
  16. In my gym right now there are 11 people. 6 of which are definitely over 50, one more maybe. Myself and one other guy in our late 30’s, and two females probably in their mid to late 20’s. In another hour there will be another 10-12 people show up and they are all at least late 40’s. The over 45 crowd outnumbers the under 40 crowd 3 to 1, and I don’t train at a mainstream chain gym or “health club”.
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