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RomaVicta

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  1. Aggie joy and delusion and homophobia: Attendance! Best fans in the world! These guys: Hyperventilating with joy: * You don't have much choice. It's what the losers do during playoff time. Remember when they said karma would be a shrieking harpy descending t.u. with vengence over the ebil done last summer? First, how embarrassing that we went to the CWS 37 times and only won 88 games! The Aggies are delighted to have avoided that shame! Second, karma was good with us winning the SEC, sweeping the Aggies' sorry asses, and hosting a regional, but t.u. will never experience CWS success because of superstition! We're so pathetic. Here's some hardcore Aggie shit:
  2. Who is? I don't care about their rank. It's about what happens on the field. They're better than us. We still won a conferencen championship.
  3. We weren't predicted to do shit this season. We won the conference. Pretty remarkable.
  4. Dept. Q is excellent through 4 episodes. Binging.
  5. If he were held accountable, he wouldn't be president and might be in jail. He's paid a fine that isn't particularly hefty considering his graft income. In a largely morally bankrupt country, a massive majority of the population chose him or acquiesced by not voting at all. The things you name do represent being held to account, but where is the other side of that notion? Consequences. Add in that he is an enemy of the republic he seeks to destroy, and such a person should be shackled then hurled out into a cold sea via trebuchet. As far as 2020 Dem candidates, I was so impressed with the field when I watched the early debates. Warren was my favorite, but I also loved the crew-cut guy from the Pacific NW. Booker was impressive. Tulsi was an attractive Trojan horse and, I believe, there was a well-meaning flake; they were the only ones I felt opposition to. I was foolish to think any of them would carry a general election except for maybe Crewcut. He was manly and white and you sensed that beneath his gentle demeanor he could kick some asses. Biden proved to be what the experts around here said he could be. Even turned out to be a terrific president. Now? The best chance would be someone who can exceed Trump in bombast. "While you were out raping women, I was serving in Afghanistan." "You've done many unique things, Donald. You managed to bankrupt a casino. Everybody said that couldn't be done. Did you at least grab a lot unsuspecting women by the pussy?" "That plane the Saudis bribed you, oops, gave you is great. I'll love using it How does it compare with your close friend Jeff Epstein's? Hot and cold running teenagers?" "We all admire your subservience to Vlad Putin. What does his dick taste like? Is it a big one?" "Alive or dead: Harriet Tubman? Maybe the bravest American ever?" "Do you miss Ivanka's lapdances? Touching her hips while looking at her breasts? Don't deny it, Donnie. There are pictures. Keep your eye on the TV, you'll see them." "You're the most brazen liar that I've ever seen. Amazing, really." Al Franken. Maybe John Stewart. David Chappelle (he'd surely lose, but the show would be spectacular), Jon Hamm might work. Better, smarter bombast than the idiot-in-chief.
  6. They overpaid a sitting cost-cutting AD who knows how to cut a budget. He wanted to come be an Aggie so much that they had to overpay him. You sips don't understand anything do ya?
  7. Their executives evidently believe the same things that Texags Aggies think: They are a premier program who can get what they want whenever they want it. They think Jimbo loved the idea of coming to College Station. They separated the absurd contract that attracted him from Jimbo's positive statements about the Aggies. By doing so, they oddly took pride in both their appeal to big-time sitting Natty coaches and how rich they were that they could pay him. Jimbo was all:
  8. This is why the old guard had sympathy for those pathetic scrappy oddballs: Modern Era of College football begins. We all know that. It's not some stupid invention. The decades of futility for the Aggies through the 40s, 50s, 60s, and 70s is what the oldest guard remembers. The Aggies became insufferable during the Jackie $herrill run. They truly believed that good had conquered ebil.
  9. They fucking bring it on themselves. Their obsessive stalkyness means you can't ignore them even though they're not very frightening.
  10. There's something quaint about all of this. Fatal quaintness. With no general uprising as response to what is happening now, what hope is there for any Dem candidate? What does it matter? The showdown must come long before 2028, or all will be already lost. A lot of it is lost right now.
  11. People just knock the chip off their shoulder and kick their ass. Nice chip, though.
  12. Laughing? It's great to see a Longhorn doing so well! ETA: "Second" fiddle to five teams is sixth fiddle.
  13. We do this to share the team's pain. See, now it's not weird; it's special. Once you know the reason and the tradition, you will want to come to A&M where you can be a part of something bigger than yourself. A place with values and an honor code. Texas A&M University. We stand up the whole game to show we're ready to go into the game if needed. It doesn't matter if we're playing an fcs team or the game is a runaway. We stand ready. They almost needed us against the Bowling Green Seniors. We were ready to go in when Appalachian State outscored us. Also, the pinnacle of our lives is earning our Aggie ring! We then take our places in the Aggie Network. No other schools have these things. Here's our unofficial hand gesture that we use to inspire the team at every game! Once you get to know us, you'll love us! That is, except when you play us; then you will fear us on the field but love us as the classiest fans anywhere!
  14. He was blown away. Has something to think about. Knocked out of the park. Not the exact same words, but this reads like Aggie fluff. Gettin' ready for the big day! Or, maybe, beautiful Lake Bryan! Roll out the red carpet? Hell, boy, we roll out the red lake! Knocked it out of the park! Given 'em all something to think about while they're taking their antibiotics back home!
  15. Here we have the strength of Aggie reasoning followed by.... ...the classic Aggie tale about every outgoing coach. The new guy will have them showing up to practice on time, fielding grounders, swinging two bats to warm up, and spitting without hitting their uniforms. A whole new deal! This genius, Aggie-like, falls in line: *No, you don't. Default to the traditional fictions about virtue. Last summer these guys were heroes and true Aggies because they stayed. Now? Not so much. Marvelous: 1 Captain 2 Conjugation. 3 We all aspire to be the person in charge of the command. 4 Aggies never simply lose. It's resent, you moron.
  16. They're going to make him earn his millions. When everything went to shit and they were taking another drubbing, Earley looked resigned. I imagined him thinking, "This is humiliating and awful. Just make it to the end of the season and it will stop. And I will be a millionaire." Nope. Aggie gonna make you go through it again. What a kick in the gut.
  17. Irony deafness is never funny. Neither is blindly answering your question within the question even while denying it's the answer. There's a moron on the road His brain is squirming like a toad. Jack's on a roll: Maybe he's a troll, but it's amusing.
  18. These are Black jobs, remember? Death Murder Cult
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