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RomaVicta

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  1. The Elk lookin' sharp on move-in day. You know, I get a commission on the mumus. I'm married.
  2. Perfect representation of what politics means to conservatives.
  3. Make even a small effort to learn a little of their language, and citizens of other countries warm up to you in a flash. In Italy, I had English speaking Italians insisting on continuing in Italian in the friendliest way possible. I loved Italy and the Italians. One can imagine and has probably seen an Aggie decked out head to toe in maroon trying to explain to a bored and annoyed waiter about A&M in loud, exaggerated Texas yokel English. You understand? Tex-as. From Tex-as. Whoop! No me importa. Yes. Most important college in Tex-as. Honey, he understands! Oh, he understands all right.
  4. Ladies and gentleman, the mark for delusions of grandeur for 2025 has been set. This guy will be popular on TexAgs:
  5. Soo, it's not Sark, so it must be the inherent greatness of tu! More parrot: Smoked in OT against Georgia. Conspiracy. Thanks to @Longhornfrenzy
  6. I didn't go to McCombs Business or anything, but I feel like if I were already getting more money than I should ever need, I'd start prioritizing happiness. Loving where I am with the prospect of at least a few years of a happy working situation, would carry weight with me. There's also reason to believe he could take that program to fairly frequent contention for the big taco (natty). Of course, I'm an undriven idiot who would have trouble making myself work at anything once I had a couple of million in the bank. Not exactly the type who rises to the top in the most intense, high money arenas.
  7. What a horrible thing for her. Horrible. RIP to Baena. LIP for Plaza.
  8. Y'all make me glad I bailed. I'm curious about the book(s). I assume they're more dynamic?
  9. That is sort of a happy picture, all things considered. If the Christians are right (correct), he'll find his way to flames one day.
  10. He's a cunt hair away from writing his pre-attempted-murder-spree manifesto. Strange packages marked this is not a bomb, open it! will arrive at the University. Radio Shack receipts will be recovered from the faultily wired Play-Doh(!) from the incompetently erected dumbass devices (IEDDs). Since it's more of a seeming-prank than real attack (the packages did declare themselves not to be bombs), Daddy 98 will be released on his own retardedness and succesfully run for state senator from Tomball, Texas. He will perish in a log collapse at a bonfire erected to honor him. Thread on Texags: We lost a good Ag today. Hundreds of cornball responses: "Here."
  11. Despite my trepidation about CFB becoming the NFL, there are stories like this that remind me that maybe not. Recruits still have dream schools and college coaches recognize the need for a different culture with players from 18-23. I'm persuaded about the rights of players to transfer as do coaches and other students. The notion that players are getting paid actual NIL values is laughable, but at least the paying of players is above board now. I'm sure all were dying to know the current state of my opinion of the shift to NIL. It's all still in progress, but Dillingham's story is a good one. I'd like to see Arizona State have the resources to keep that story going.
  12. And next year, there may be more... night games!
  13. I'm so tired of this: The guy looked very good against who they played. He's not the second coming of Earl Campbell who could raise any dog-ass team from a dung heap. Moss is the new Weigman in terms of what they expect of him next year. This sentence makes me think he's not one of us and actually is a teenager with dreams of replacing William one day. I think it's a nice reference to William's convoluted quadruple negative prose that has placed him among the giants of sports communicators.
  14. Respect to Ann Telneas.
  15. Not hard to believe that a slow realizer might find A&M appealing. Of course, there's more: What are these things? From up higher: Texas has none of these things. What next transpires? Anyone have a wild guess? It almost certainly happens slowly because it's on brand. Like the earlier hogwash written by the stepson of an Aggie, he "finds himself" rooting for A&M. It's sort of like finding someone masturbating to videos of cats shitting or an Alabama fan finding a tick on his dick. Hand in oily hand with this finding is the despising of the University of Toxins for not having traditions, a band, atmosphere or passion. He brings it home on the whole culture and traditions thing: Here's the deal, my slow friend. Every school has traditions, a band, passion, and whatever else makes you think A&M is special. You want an award for doing the same thing everyone else is doing in saner ways. The aspects of your traditions that you think the world will love have been gaining national attention. Everybody thinks they're weird. The "most impressive CFB culture" doesn't win anything. Ever. Consider that.
  16. But the patch! It's your soul! Oh, wait. The B1G has a patch, too. I like that the've already awarded the natty to tOSU.
  17. Thanks. Somebody referred to Spring talking about him. I think Klein may be called Spring Klein nowadays. They were separate little country areas north of Houston when the flood of suburbanites hit it in 1972. I, of course, have only read of this in the ancient annals.
  18. You are correct. It's true for another reason: objective observation.
  19. It's mainly something that the Aggies romanticized because they long to be loved and appreciated for their virtues. I think the SEC SEC chant emerged from pride in strength rather than brotherhood. "You fuckers couldn't cut it in the holy SEC." I also think the regional element of the South's chip on its shoulder about losing the War to Preserve Slavery played into it. We're not Southern. We aren't part of their storied history. We aren't limp dick Aggies wanting the reflected glory of other teams. People always want to see the overdog lose, me included when it's not my team. We caught support when we were underdogs for the lean years. It's the game. Looking at anything through an Aggie lens is a bad idea.
  20. The dumbest poster on TexAgs, which, I believe is the bar for dumb on the internet, "understands the importance" of their defensive woes. It's finding the remedy that's hard whether it take the oxymoronic time frame of "playing out overnight.' Seems like oxymornonic should be applied to Dreamy Brauny. Oh well.
  21. No. I will not do that. Or, let me put this in your terms, "I'd need a microscope and tweezers." You see, some of us actually have senses for wit and brains and, even, reading. Of course, we all respect your formidability in all those fields. Enjoying College Station?
  22. All hope is lost. The University of Toxins has gotten to the nerds! The nerds! Lord have mercy!
  23. They've modernized their euphemisms. Being outscored or running out of time is now underperforming for the Aggies. Their norm would be performing normally = winning. Texas winning = overperforming since our norm is, of course, losing. One should never ever lose to teams with comparable rosters. That is why the Aggies are currently #7 and the talk of college football. I guess none of these Aggies were the ones predicting a .500 season for Texas or losing 2 out of three to Arkansas, OU, and Vandy. If we go all the way, we will have played no teams with pulses and/or been saved by our world-wide control over refs. Toxic Texas. Ebil This is new. I just imagine all the ESL collegians in College Station smacking their foreheads. "Where'd these idiots learn English?" New day? New? Y'all invented ESipN back when you fled from us a dozen years ago. It's almost insulting that this guy doesn't realize that we've been calling the shots at the NCAA, ESPN, the newspapers, state government, and in their tiny little heads since the University of Toxins was created! Fuck man, we killed Kennedy!
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