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RomaVicta

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  1. Those long boosterist recruiting weekend wrap-ups are just mind-numbing to read. Those guys are prime candidates to get replaced by AI. First generation AI. All-your-base-are-belong-to-us generation AI. Karaoke, fishing in a warm yellow lake, tubing (where? the Brown Brazos?), and a photo shoot at a petting zoo are things nobody can get where they come from. I'm told a really big bass was caught. Howell knows whereof he speaks when he crows about descending on College Station for an action-packed Aggie experience. He's right. This is exactly what I imagine to be an action-packed Aggie experience only it's usually with fewer negroes. Seems a boon for chiropractors was generated by big news. Necks cracked and craned all around the world. The commits got really really really serious about their commitments! Some may soon make statements. That's the commitment group for ya. Turning heads. I bet it was the same with the prospects. After eating steaks and petting cute little goats, I'm sure there was a tsunami of jaw-dropping, gobsmacking news to shake the pillars of the Earth! And there you have it. They are the Aggies. The Aggies are they.
  2. Making chcken shit salad out of chicken shit.
  3. 1 Liar 2 It's not just opponents. You underestimate the appeal of laughing at A&M. Did ND have a plane crash or something? Hmmm Didn't A&M have a ton of returning guys last year including the best QB in the SEC, the OL, great RBs, great DL? Some other guys, too scattered about. Terrifying. At least they found another way to slide their name in beside schools that are or have been relevant this century. Some melodic whistling of tired old tunes whilst strolling by the graveyard. This guy starts like he's receiving the Academy Award for Football Predicting because he thought we'd beat the Aggies. Everybody did!
  4. This is news? Outstanding.
  5. I'm reminded of a scene in Life of Brian. A group of Roman soldiers and their centurion come to Brian's house to take him away. Brian pleads that they don't have to do this. They're only following orders. The centurion, big and gruff, responds: I like following orders.
  6. I won't die on this hill for this shitwad, but it doesn't take much imagination to find avenues for ridicule without pointing to someone's physical appearance or disability. I'm not sure where the bar is for deciding: Oh, now I can make fun of paralysis, blindness, skin tone, etc. Those remarks address a class of people. Saying that you wish Abbott would roll through an orchard of giant trees about to fall is very specific. I share that wish. I hate the overextension of sensitive language in the name of able-ism (clearly an invention of graduate school), but some shit justn't isn't proper.
  7. There's a company that specializes in riot bricks. Sometimes you see their ads on YouTube. This is the brick that could knock building brick manufacturers totally out of the hurled projectile market! They don't want you to see this video, but keep watching if you're serious about maiming and maybe even killing someone in riot! The brick with a punch! Introducing, RIOTBRICK! Nice throwing size for the hand! Hollow center for more range! Delivered by the pallet-load wherever you're wanting to bring down or raise a republic!
  8. Oh, well then...
  9. Nice that the Russians are letting us know who the real enemy is. Somebody had to fill the void left by Rush Limbaugh. Ironically, this will be lifted from it's source and quoted without citation as further proof of what they all already know about ebil libs. They, Russia and Maga, are in a war against us. The above is argument-proof koolaid so the foot soldiers can more easily pull the triggers. For years, this has not been a political struggle.
  10. I rant about the US and Latin America. I hadn't made this connection. Well done. It started in the 50's. We love the childish notion of good guys and bad guys: Brand: Humanity Brand: Cruelty Sentence lengths have become a way politicians and citizens outbid each other on who is tougher on crime. They're all animals anyway, aren't they? Irony: When our prisons (which many of us laugh at or celebrate the rape and brutality there) aren't cruel enough, the US is sending persons (without due process!) to an El Salvador prison that is even worse. Our mythology is that the police are good guys. Anybody they arrest must be a bad guy. Whew! Almost had to think about them as humans. I've grown to much prefer the friendly, polite, helpful ways of Mexicans to the ways of my own countrymen. I believe that when Texas showed those favorable traits that it had more to do with the hispanic part of our roots than the gringo part.
  11. This is the whole sophistry thing. Any argument is valid if you can find a single ancedote to support your position. Your intellectual stridence is defined by this sentence: Your throwing dried-up shit at a teflon wall.
  12. Negged for lies. Shoulda used this one. Radical socialist thug like nobody's ever seen distributing pipe bombs. Or maybe this scary picture. Terrorists sneaking over the wall. LA is in big trouble.
  13. Tell us John Fivestar, why did you choose A&M? That's easy. I caught a fish there.
  14. It sort of defines what not being a grown-ass man is. So, you're probably right.
  15. They had these all around the party room. Recruits loved it. They were blown away by the consistency of theme. The Aggie staff literally laid out a red carpet. There's even more! Recruits actually got to meet real Aggie national champions! It was a home run that gave all the players something to think about. Don't be surprised if every 5-star in Christendom signs with the Aggies. It was that impressive.
  16. Celebrating the fourth anniversary of the greatest recruiting class ever signed. The year A&M turned it all around to become what they are today!
  17. They must have flown this guy in from 1968. Good to see and hear. Bravo for doing something!
  18. Jesus fuck. Try to act like a grown-up.
  19. I keep expecting to find a guardrail, but there just isn't one.
  20. Excellent set of cartoons.
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