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Okie State

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  1. Imagine living in Houston and eating at a fucking Applebee's. Absurd.
  2. Turns out you miss out on lots of good food when you're afraid of certain words.
  3. I remember one day I was over at my Dad's house and we just finished lunch. He asked where we ate and my kids said 'Halal Guys!'. My Dad gave them a weird look and I just shook my head and changed the subject.
  4. I guess we'll all be rich when there's nothing for us to buy.
  5. Another day in Trumpland. Completely normal stuff.
  6. Haha that's basically the only three things anyone could come up with on a Reddit thread I saw the other day. Quite the first 100 days. But of course they are accomplishing all of the insane things they actually wanted to do. They're just not going to list them out for the dumb dumbs to see
  7. This is sadly true. Pathetic.
  8. Wonder what my anti-authority brother thinks about this now that he's turned into a Trumpkin. Quite the predicament. Thanks for the full on police state you absolute morons.
  9. Hahaha fuck you Brandon you dumb bastard.
  10. Got my backyard sprinklers working for the first time since I moved into our current house. Feels good man.
  11. Allies!? Hey fuckhead we have no allies anymore!
  12. It's insane how the title of basically every one of these EO's is the exact opposite of what they're actually doing. It's like some kind of test to see how stupid people are. The answer is very stupid.
  13. I'm not saying people wouldn't do it. I just can't comprehend the stupidity involved.
  14. Imagine how stupid and financially illiterate you would have to be to even let a $5K incentive come into consideration when deciding to have a kid.
  15. I'd drive the shit out of that.
  16. And yet I'm the one, according to my family, who needs to grow up for calling this guy a traitor. Yep.
  17. That logic is...something.
  18. Small government at work.
  19. Well, yeah, but this is already happening in a bunch of other places. Insurance is going to force a lot of people out of their homes.
  20. Good for Rory. That was nice to watch.
  21. I had a Blaupunkt and a Sony Xplod. I thought I was hot shit.
  22. This is...pretty much spot on. Throw in some pump jacks, hay bales, and shitty roads. Meth head should have an OU shirt on.
  23. Love this defense. So many blocked shots.
  24. I just keep going back to our already awkward Thanksgiving this past year deep in the heart of Trumplandia. I did not bring up politics once, but I did overhear my brother say something to the effect of 'when the economy turns back on this Summer work will pick up'. I replay that sentence over and over in my head. What in the ever loving fuck did he read that made him think the 'economy was going to turn back on' this Summer? I know my family is mostly financially illiterate and have little to no investments, but everyone with a brain could see this coming. Work doesn't 'pick up' when people are losing 25%+ of their life savings.
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