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Superhero

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  1. My mom and daughter making dumplings for dinner. My parents come once a year from Taiwan, and it's precious time for me and the kids to spend with them. My dad is 83 and in good health, but you never know when they might get sick, so every minute making dumplings, going for walks, playing board games is cherished.
  2. Maybe, but their in-person service is personable and will hit on your wife.
  3. The thin mint flavored ones are like crack cocaine to me. OTOH, my kids bought a pack of he sour patch kid oreos. They are gross.
  4. Trump’s team getting him mostly out of the spotlight after the debate was good strategy. Let the country talk about how unelectable Biden is, and not how crazy Trump is. I have my thoughts about the assassination attempt which I won’t share, but I’m sure many here will agree with my thought. But I think this will bring the spotlight back onto Trump and he won’t be able to not say some crazy shit that’s gonna turn off the people in the middle who haven’t already made of their minds.
  5. Skip to 1:29.
  6. That was a great movie and Vera Farmiga has a GREAT ASS.
  7. Depends… how old are you and how long do you want to live?
  8. 30 seconds of your life is too much to ask?
  9. What are you bladdering about?
  10. Charlize Theron in her Monster make-up.
  11. You need to eat the apostrophe before it burst, because it could cause peritonitis. That's what the Malaysian fisherman once told me.
  12. Who do you have cutting out kneecap's from unsuspecting people? I would love to grow my network of doctor's.
  13. They can just draft, send meat waves of able bodied men, female convicts, grandparents, and eventually kids. Fewer people, less demand on resources. In CA, we can at least blame all the Teslas being charged between 4-9PM. The mandate to ban the sale of passenger cars, trucks and vans by 2035 is going to be a clusterfuck. No way we're going to be ready.
  14. Strongly worded letter!
  15. How dare you? How DARE YOU?
  16. I had a pest control guy come remove 12 nests. Not sure what he used, but it was pretty damn effective. He also climbed to reach most of the roof eaves which is something I wouldn't do. So best $250 I've spent lately.
  17. Not sure where to put this, but former Oklahoma senator Jim Inhofe has gone to see Beelzebub. Granted he's a former senator, but he still supported Trump so that makes him a piece of shit. https://apnews.com/article/republican-senator-jim-inhofe-obit-2a3ac758737845c0aa2e05ae2036005b Does Biden have anything to do with this? Maybe, maybe not, go fuck yourself Jim Inhofe.
  18. It's all fun and games until granny burns or stabs herself.
  19. That, and where am I going to put my box of wet wipes?
  20. My belt lines up with one of my shirt buttons, which guarantees the fabric above the aforementioned button and the button above will tent out when sitting down or even if I’m not standing completely straight. I wear an undershirt just so people won’t see my belly button.
  21. Hopefully she'll pick Pete as her VP. Young, energetic, patriotic, and highly intelligent. Maybe by the time it's his time to run, people will be able to look past his sexual orientation. (Off tangent, and yes, I'm a fan of the Oxford comma)
  22. Still better than meetings scheduled between 12 - 1PM. If it's an in-person meeting, you better buy me lunch.
  23. You know I thought this was a joke until I we had a temp receptionist who was vegan. Every friendly conversation on Monday started with me "yada yada, how was your weekend?". Followed by "It was great, we went up to LA to try this vegan restaurant". At that point, I would say "great" and go get my coffee and not talk to her until the following week.
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