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Superhero

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  1. I had dinner with a friend who lives in Denver. We were best friends in high school, and room mates for a few years at UT. The first time we talked was in the bathroom at an international school in Germany. His words at the time? “Nice cock” Friends for almost 35 years. This is not trivial at all. It’s fucking special.
  2. Sorry that you’re boarding group 9.
  3. TrashmasterG…
  4. Need some technical help here… I’ve held 150 shares of MMM for way too long and want to sell. In the mean time they spun off their healthcare side and now I have 44 shares of Solventum (SOLV) that I want to dump as well. So for tax purposes, how do I put down the cost basis for those 44 shares?
  5. I’d build a ramp on each side and Evel Knievel that gap.
  6. Now that Ukraine funding has gone through, do we still need Mike Johnson around?
  7. Yeah. That part sucked. But today I’m in a glass is half full mood. One other thing that pleased me was a friendly Uber driver that was actually interesting to talk to.
  8. EXACTLY. Not anywhere close to 3%. Not even top 5%. But my wife spends money on vacations like we’re in the top 0.5%.
  9. Several so far this morning… Getting an Uber 5 minutes from my house at 530. TSA pre-check line. It was 10 deep vs 200+ people in the plebeian line. Girls in short shorts.
  10. True. My daughter's friend moved into a house a few neighborhoods over that was $3.8M. Would probably cost $1M in TX.
  11. Maybe it’s time to call an electrician. My bidet is in the guest bath right now since there’s a plug there. When I renovate my bathroom later this year, I’ll have the contractor install a plug in the crown room.
  12. Why hasn’t Red Bull sponsored this?
  13. Talking to my wife last night about the home values in our neighborhood. Me: Zillow said the should be between $1.9M - &2.1M. 9 YO on his iPad without missing a beat: Yeah, but what does Redfin say?
  14. My next for neighbors listed their house for $1.8M, which I thought was a tad low. I checked Zillow last night and the house was sold for $2M. Crazy.
  15. So long fried rice, hello fried chicken! [/Tiger] So many good quotes from the skit.
  16. TJ Maxx Home Goods on a Friday night is another target rich environment. Lots of sad divorcees without children. Good place to troll if you’re in slump.
  17. Laughing at the dog’s misfortune. What an ass.
  18. So I take it she didn't pass.
  19. Should be on the trivial things that make you surly thread. But the misuse of apostrophes grind my gears.
  20. Watching skits by Mikey Day Matt Schatt
  21. I would like Tina Fey to be my second wife.
  22. Asian women who need a green card, and will leave you after she gets citizenship so she can bring over her real husband and 5 children. [/fact-ish]
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