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Eskimohorn

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  1. Affleck strong in the paint with the grape jogging outfits.
  2. Killing Fields Crying Game Marley & Me Star is Born Shawshank Redemption
  3. Fast Times at Ridgemont High Bill & Ted Old School Wedding Singer Schindler’s List Pulp Fiction The Matrix
  4. Had to leave after the Battle of Atlanta?
  5. Probably the worst team in the league just beginning a rebuild. Just desserts.
  6. Terrorism. Its terrorism. Lump all these fuckers with 9/11 Jihadists.
  7. The NFL is a monopoly that finances its venues with public funds. Houston should have had the rights to the brand which was vacated.
  8. I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.
  9. This is why I came to Surly - the cutting edge humor.
  10. In the 1500’s jesters could get away with a lot of insults that would get other members of court in trouble. But they were court jesters and were otherwise social pariahs. They were seen as pets. Flashforward to now with all these comedians wanting to insult others AND want the exclusive invites, premium acting jobs, and the luxuries of fame. You shouldnt be able to have both: infamy and respect. Do you want to critique society or be part of it? How can you critique the power elite if you are part of it? Joe Rogan and other comedians lament a time when they could get away with a lot. But society is in a new place and is fractured. And, how long will “too soon” jokes be funny? Since they’re no longer cutting edge, they lose value. Though they can still be funny given context. The off-putting insults of others misery are now part of a very real path to dystopia where the value of human life is diminished. Its not as funny all the time. Simply put: Rogan is now more Alex Jones than Bill Hicks. He’s sold out and has aligned with a power elite. Are you Lenny Bruce, willing to go to prison for free speech? Or, are you Greg Gutfeld, telling unfunny jokes and acting victimize when other people exercise their free speech to complain about you?
  11. Beef Fajita tacos should be compared to other tacos, not other types of TexMex entrees. Definitely from Dallas. Or, are you our governor talking about bbq - “the sauce is the number one thing” “its all about the babyback ribs”
  12. Is he a 1st Round fantasy pick?
  13. What about all these NIL deals in the Omaha/Lincoln metroplex?
  14. I’d also be surprised if Ben Roethlisberger could read good. Just so we’re not stereotyping
  15. John Voight the dentist or Jon Voight the actor?
  16. 2-year olds may not be reasonable but you can guide their behavior or they can guide your behavior.
  17. He’s a con man. They dont have to believe his lies. They just have to show they believe it.
  18. Why Todd McShay has the Eagles taking Bijan Robinson... https://www.espn.com/nfl/draft2023/story/_/id/36234668/why-bijan-robinson-break-nfl-draft-running-back-bias I see it now A loaded Eagles team drafts Bijan Bijan goes all Ladanian Tomlinson on the NFL Bijan wins Super Bowl MVP Meathead sports commentators and GMs re-evaluate value of RBs Its like: Bijan is not normal. The Eagles run game is not normal. They’re anomalies. You stumble upon it.
  19. There are four gun violence crises plaguing the US that other industrialized nations do not experience. Consequently, our peers are happier and because they are happier they have less violence. We have a gang violence issue, which is not as bad as it was, but we’re leading the league so to speak. We have terroristic attacks against civilian populations by mass shooters. These are the “demonized poster children” as you describe it. They’re not tolerated in other countries beyond sporadic incidents. We have domestic violence, mostly with men shooting their family members. Not happening in our peer countries. And we have a suicides gun crisis. Whether accidental or not, gun safety legislation could save countless lives and help communities be safer, which is the intent of the 2A. We can take your post-modern interpretation of 2A to the Cloak Room, in addition to your pit-bull arguments for the AR-15 and use of “air quotes”.
  20. In college my buddy got out of our car to take a piss outside some West Campus apartment. Dude in his underwear gets out with a shotgun and chases us away. I dont recollect whether he shot at us or not, but when I tell the story he fires a warning shot.
  21. I mostly agree except Bijan is not just a decent running back. You can build a team around him. All of a sudden Davis Mills starts looking awesome because you have an Alvin Kamara running around. Basically, NFL teams need to lump the few guys like Bijan with wide receivers and not lump him with free agent running backs and jags or power backs grinding out garbage yards. But I think the Texans are so far removed from winning that stockpiling the lines is probably what they need to do.
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