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Eskimohorn

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  1. We have eyeballs. The 2008 and 2009 Texas teams were Top 3 back to back years. When Sark’s 2023 club fields a Top 10 performance, get back to us.
  2. The Wire is an anti-police procedural, and while it sympathizes with police officers, it deglamorizes the job. You see detectives reluctantly investigate homicides, game the crime stats, run in circles, get outsmarted, and pressured and stymied by superiors. They are a kog, custodians of crime. It’s what Unforgiven was to westerns.
  3. Colt and Shipley arent walking through that door. They were generational talents. Colt was the best player in college football in 08. We’re not sure if Ewers is the best QB on this team. And PK is nowhere close to Coach Blood.
  4. The original Raiders of the Lost Ark had one of the most thrilling stunt sequences in history. It’s what made the movie great. From what I can tell, this one is loaded with CGI (from one preview looked Sharknado-level ridiculous). And they have an elderly Harrison Ford in it, a great movie star who’s mostly been phoning it in the past 30 years. And in another movie with time travel? Hard pass.
  5. At least ark melting faces is original. If time travel is part of the story, then I’m relieved to pass on this one.
  6. At least ark melting faces is original. If time travel is part of the story, then I’m relieved to pass on this one.
  7. I'm young. I know about fun. He's an old man. He don' know nuthin' about fun.
  8. Doth protest too much… Jon Kitna participates in “Porn and Pancakes” to take on the rising porn addiction problem back in 2010 https://deadspin.com/porn-pancakes-jon-kitna-and-jesus-go-ahead-rank-the-5482143
  9. https://abc7.com/why-ar15-semi-automatic-weapons-dangerous/13051721/
  10. Plenty of fun movies have 90 minute run times
  11. Hottest day in the history https://www.reuters.com/world/world-registers-hottest-day-ever-recorded-july-3-2023-07-04/#:~:text=July%204%20%2D%20Monday%2C%20July%203,heatwaves%20sizzled%20around%20the%20world.
  12. cis as in cisgender
  13. Raiders had Belloq and the frog torture guy. Way better than Donovan and the dude without his ticket. They’re complimentary masterpieces. No need to quibble.
  14. You just dont get it. The bad photoshop should clue you in. This is just another version of the sexy forearms schtick thats been floating around for decades.
  15. Gotta watch out for process servers.
  16. Otisburg is a fictional town from the movie Superman The premise is that when Lex Luther nukes the fault lines, there will be new coastline property. His sidekick proposes one small town could be Otisburg.
  17. He was probably thinking it was a reality show where people were trying to stand out. It’s also Southern California.
  18. Glorious!
  19. South Padre no longer has a beach its so dry. If you drive 20 miles east, Otisburg sits on the new coastline.
  20. I mean Trump set it all up as a coup attempt. Why would they shoot them when he ordered no one to be arrested, wanted to get rid of the metal detectors, set the date, conspired with domestic terrorists, aligned political conspiracists, invited the terrorists and rioters to storm the capitol while they were set to certify his loss, and did nothing when the capitol was under siege. He did everything but get on national television and tell the world he was doing a coup, and he practically did that.
  21. It’s like that seen in Teen Wolf where Styles comes to the party with a keg, expecting to be a hero. The jocks tell him to put it out back with all the others.
  22. In first 48, the criminals are all dumb, lured to speaking without an attorney present, and guided to confess to murder, but give a good reason for why they murdered (“I had to shoot first because later she might shoot me”). The police then say “sure thats a good motive, I mean reason to murder someone”. Or “I shot her because she was coming at me with a knife”. The detectives nod in agreement but later have proof there was no knife and the girlfriend was shot in the back while sleeping or something. Trump is dumb like those dudes.
  23. She’s had a rough life. Class of 2005? She looks like she’s on the other end of 50.
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