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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Oh yeah I forgot, thank god the stupid piggy QB doesn’t know how to audible because they should have scored on that 3rd down where we blew the coverage and had 2 on 3 on the outside.
  2. You gotta put Casey Thompson in. He’s a much better option than Jones at LT
  3. I put in a call to Steve, told him to let the TE room know that if they pick it up in the second half I would increase my monthly donation to $20. That should light some fires.
  4. What a bunch of stupid fucking piggies. They don’t just run twice on 3rd and 2 inside the 10 and then let the clock run at the end of the half against our gassed D. Thank god for stupid SEC bullshit.
  5. It’s like Sark has Herman in his headset calling plays.
  6. This has been an extremely Hermanesque performance.
  7. We’re lucky they are mediocre, it should be way worse than 13-0.
  8. Two deep safeties who can’t run fill when all they do is run
  9. We got ourselves a real intellectual here.
  10. Hunter S. Thompson the day after 9/11, posted on ESPN of all places:
  11. Buncha new shitlibs in here.
  12. Me when I’m watching the offense; me when I’m watching the defense
  13. Please don’t bring the fuck tent.
  14. Well he’s playing like Jeb Bush.
  15. Better backfield: 2001 Miami or 2021 Texas?
  16. Whole lot of 9/11 promo shit on Fox.
  17. Look at that block from Brewer. No way he’s trying this hard if he wasn’t getting stacks and stacks of fake money.
  18. I will find and kill God if Bijan is hurt.
  19. Since when are our receivers allowed to break tackles?
  20. Keys for the second half: 1. Play hard 2. Have fun 3. Make friends
  21. Brewer is going to find an extra fake $80 bill in his locker after this game.
  22. Derry is not what I am talking about but Renfro is exactly what I am talking about.
  23. It’s probably because I’m racist, but I like finally having one of those low ranked, overachieving, super jacked white linebackers that Iowa State or Wisconsin always have flying all over the field. It’s fun.
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