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Gatorubet

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  1. He apparently could not hear me screaming at my friends’s television to run the ball and use up every second before Bert tried the attempt.
  2. Worst of all time? Do we have definitive audio proving that Sark did not say, β€œBert I’d really like you to hit the left goal post to make it more interesting …”
  3. there ain’t a happier human being on God’s earth right now than Bert
  4. The Ducks should wear maze and blue uniforms just to fuck with them. like kryptonite.
  5. May I recommend Miami and FSU?
  6. Back when I was a young bailiff, I had to sit through a month long jury trial - focused on who was responsible for potato wilt. That was when my soul died
  7. And these are the financial and educational elites of Idaho
  8. weird season. Teams like Bama went to hell and crappy teams like Florida and Michigan got better as the year went on. It’s why I don’t bet on college sports.
  9. thoughts and prayers to the kicker
  10. Penn State ignoring the Boise Pass rush and looking for longer routes
  11. I can only assume you forgot the juggernaut named Tulane going down
  12. β€œWHERE’S THE DAMN THUNDER JACKETS??!! AND I’M NOT YELLING!!!!
  13. they gotta make some big plays, but that quarterback refuses to make it easier.
  14. Boise is doing a really good job in man
  15. So - what? Religious Tourette’s?
  16. Ásatrú is actually a thing. unfortunately, it tends to have a few Aryan Nation types hanging around.
  17. ask a smart guy to explain to you why this is funny.
  18. if church was filled with a lot of that guy - I’d be forced to worship Odin.
  19. it just hit me that the Penn State quarterback looks like Jerry Matthers.
  20. The Wiccan on the far left, maybe?
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