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Gatorubet

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  1. I’d respect her more if she used Hand Jive as her campaign theme music
  2. Darrell? I thought that was his other brother Darrell.
  3. Somewhere, Lindsay Lohan’s taint is laughing at your naïveté
  4. “Respect the chair and the flag on my head, traitor cops!”
  5. Man, if we could smuggle just one missile with one of those tungsten BB payloads to a location near enough to Chechnya that the next time that dip shit gathers his private army, they can also say hello to their little friend, tungsten BB, at the same time.
  6. If, in the course of eating a HFS sandwich at brunch, your new table mate asks about your interest in buying a home a couple dozen times, there is nothing weird about that
  7. As long as none of the calculations involve “sheep years.”
  8. “Como se dice, “blow-jobbo??”
  9. Yes. But to look fair, they will not overturn the DC circuit saying that immunity is not a defense. So when they allow a convicted Trump to assume the presidency after his election in 2024, they will throw their hands in the air and point to their impartial rulings. I do repeat this as the long-shot possibility: Roberts is worried about SCOTUS losing its authority - and people deciding to just not follow them. To quote Stalin about the Pope, “how many divisions does Roberts have?” A Justice Marshall Marbury v Madison moment. The stain of corruption from Thomas is so strong that Trump‘s attorney Hubba Dabba Do publicly reminding SCOTUS that they need to rule for Trump - because they are his puppets put there to do his bidding - may push them over the edge in a 5-4 decision to make a ruling that is solely meant to show that Trump does not own them. Don’t bet on that.
  10. Fly first class more. My spiel on Southwest cattle call seating is to thin women walking toward me with an open seat to my left: “Hi, would your thinness like to sit in that seat where I will not talk to you the rest of the flight?” I have not had to sit next to a water buffalo sized passenger for years. Plus, I am not a large person who occupies my seat mate’s space either.
  11. Most of Maga that day were just old, fat gravy seals. … so don’t lead them as much
  12. Of course he was. You never seem to read about religious leaders sexually abusing old people in the nursing home.
  13. Damn you Satan! Corrupting this fine man of God…before Satan entered his life, he only had 632 child porn pics…
  14. My strategy of aisle seat procurement has been fully vindicated.
  15. yeah. That whole last part was “tell me you know nothing about the history, religion and political situation in the Middle East without telling me, you know nothing about the history, religion and political situation in the Middle East.”
  16. I seem to recall that at some point when they were alone together, she pulled up/on her thong underwear or some such in some kind of Arkansas pre-mating ritual. Something akin to years ago, while visiting Barbados, when a Canada Bell operator and her girlfriends ran into me and my crew at an all you can drink bar. The Police was on the speakers, playing Walking on the Moon. The song stopped right as my date, not thinking the music was stopping, said in my ear too loudly “I like to do it any of the three ways…” My wing man leaned over and said, “I’m pretty fucking sure you’re going to get lucky. “ She laughed. I did. If I recall, the come on to Clinton was about as subtle.
  17. So…….. some kind of partnership with surly to create a Ukrainian OnlyFans site where 20% of the income goes to drones and military kit?
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