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Gatorubet

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  1. Nice end to the inning
  2. Dogs like to eat, other dogs’ poop, so we may have a bit of confounding causation. However, mark me down is not wanting to participate in that particular study.
  3. I can’t do it. Like all MAGA pussies, he apparently deleted all his posts going back a month. I’m sure he was instructed about the fuck around/find out part sufficiently that he quickly went full coward and deleted it all because the incoming truth bombs were too much for his delicate psyche to bear.
  4. Her name was Velma, wasn’t it?
  5. I mean, what’s a war between two nuclear powers? What’s on UFC tonight?
  6. He might’ve made more money staying in college.
  7. I watched some kid from MorningStar on Bloomberg last night discussing the call with Elmo in Tesla’s economic future. He repeatedly said that everything was fine, that Elon often has several balls in the air at one time so he is spending time in the government’s not a big deal, and it doesn’t look like any downside to being in politics in Germany and America. WTF? Tesla’s brand recognition is so unfavorable that people are showing their hatred of Tesla in Elmo by attacking cars and showrooms. I think German sales were down about 50%. My God, while those among Trump supporters who can afford one will buy one, the progressive and Democrats will largely refuse to buy a Tesla chest based on DOGE. To have someone on TV who is supposed to be an economic sophisticate tell you that Elmo’s work on DOGE and his support of far right candidates in Germany is a nothing burger makes me seriously doubt everything that’s coming out of economic journalism today.
  8. i’m not really sure what she’s resisting, but I’m almost positive it’s not Little Debbie.
  9. It looks like Ms. Carlson had a thing going on with that old man they called “Flounder” from back east. It seems to me that given they are so very concerned about the physical advantages of trans women in sports, that Carlson should be actively recruiting trans women to help bring in the crop.
  10. My poor college roommate would call in some kind of pineapple pizza combo right before a pizza place shut down for the evening - and then not go pick it up. He’d drive by the dumpster out back an hour later and invariably the untouched pizza would still be in the box. The employees didn’t want it.
  11. I think a two pronged response is the best way to go. You need to dramatically increase your porn consumption - while at the same time working to optimize your memory skills/retention. That way you can remember the porn even though you can’t see it anymore.
  12. You’re gonna have to tell me what Harris and Biden did to stop the magma formation in Yellowstone. It’s like they just stood there for four years and let it happen.
  13. Well, when business is down 2 billion that means there are significant cost savings for the company when you cut a large part of the accounting department who don’t have to process sales anymore. Tesla is getting lean and mean baby, a self-DOGE!!!
  14. I watched a fascinating documentary about Australian aborigines. They showed movies from the 1960s of the first encounter with a distant bush tribe. Being hunter gatherers, they were constantly on the move and so very physically active. And if what you tried to catch escaped you, you didn’t’ have dinner that night. Every one of those people had a BMI that looked like the dude saying, “look at me - I’m the captain now.” they then interviewed current members of the tribe. Every woman would give Vic a Boner. To a person, they were morbidly obese and suffering from diabetes and various heart problems. The government convinced them to quit trapping around miles a day after lizards - and to stay in a village and get free processed food. The lesson was simplistic, but deadly accurate.
  15. What if he and Trump destroy the value of the next five largest companies in the world? You didn’t think of that Mr. Smart Guy, now, did ya?
  16. I fell in love with MFC Danger Girl…. Nighttime would find me in French Quarter bistros… Music would play as she stabbed and she hurled…
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