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Gatorubet

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  1. My firm ordered a bunch of these and keep them available at the front desk for our Hispanic clients and friends of Hispanic clients.
  2. “Maybe it was just her time, and Satan was calling her home…”
  3. Because when you look in the various statutes and civil codes and codes of civil procedure in any state, none of them say “please disregard this mandate if the families want to do something different”. The purpose of a criminal justice system is to use scarce resources to obtain the best, quickest, most cost effective means to find and punish criminals. That’s it. And then there’s the fact that families reacting in a situation like this are at their most emotional and least rational and intelligent state. It’s generally best not to hand over the driving wheel to the most emotional and unintelligent person in the car.
  4. During my time as an ATO at Florida, we went up to Tallahassee for a social with the Chi Omega sorority. The afternoon and evening before the social and the Bundy attack some of them, my fraternity brother and I with some the Chi Os at an apartment complex pool area. Needless to say, the social did not happen the following day. I was working at Florida’s Library West at the time, and for a while I had many sorority girls ask me to walk them home when the library closed because everyone was terrified of Bundy. I enthusiastically embraced that role of ‘you are safe with me’ guy. I’m not sure how I can explain that but….
  5. “No, never convicted…” or “There’s at least Tree Fiddy of us!” instead of “we rise”, etc
  6. Dammit. Three years of law school and 35 years of practice wasted. My stupid law school never told me how to file a POWERHOUSE lawsuit.
  7. I got 96 right now and 58% humidity. this is not enjoyable.
  8. I bet the widow is being courted by a bunch of dentally challenged guys in Adidas sweatpants looking to get their hands on that sweet, sweet potato sack windfall.
  9. if you think the Lindberg baby kidnapping, Judge Crater’s and Jimmy Hoffa’s disappearances - and the Rockefeller kid vanishing in the jungles of New Guinea - are not related to President Obama stealing the Time Machine built to go back in time to catch the 2020 election steal mules red handed - then you are probably a part of the Deep State.
  10. Drug reptiles be smokin’ - usually
  11. “Hello, ICE? I have news of some communists who are violating our immigration laws…I’ll hold.”
  12. I suggest you give any information that can establish those facts to law-enforcement, as that is a crime.
  13. So - how many packs of cigs did that cost in the joint? Or was that during your randy prison guard employment phase?
  14. go on….
  15. Speaking of thumbs - the unattractive strippers wind up with John’s like this
  16. I thought that was just a fantastically accurate phrase.
  17. I’ve read that a very, very, very unattractive stripper is the most interesting stripper. Because of the type of jobs that they are forced to accept because of their unattractiveness. So they wind up beingmuch better luncheon conversation companions, what with the midget, sharpie and donkey stories and so forth..
  18. He ain’t got no shins!!
  19. That looks like Humpty - about to go fight all the King’s horses, and all the king’s men in a bar.
  20. Like baseball….JOBY been berry, berry good to me….lately IBRX not so much
  21. if you were going to close the deal in the early mid 70s, you better have had Bread ready on the eight track
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