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Gatorubet

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  1. Just like South Austin’s mom…
  2. He sounds clinically depressed. And too bad dealing with the Russia hate. His country is doing stuff to make us hate Russia. And all the people like him who fled rather than try to change the country are doing absolutely nothing to reduce russian shitiness. The truth is, everyone leaving Russia who had a semblance of ethics did a whole lot to hurt the country the last couple years, as all opposition fled. I get self-preservation, but nothing he did hinders Putin. if he wasn’t so depressed, I’d tell him to get off his ass and go join the Russian Battalion in Ukraine, and fight the foe.
  3. I’d respect her more if she used Hand Jive as her campaign theme music
  4. Darrell? I thought that was his other brother Darrell.
  5. Somewhere, Lindsay Lohan’s taint is laughing at your naïveté
  6. “Respect the chair and the flag on my head, traitor cops!”
  7. Man, if we could smuggle just one missile with one of those tungsten BB payloads to a location near enough to Chechnya that the next time that dip shit gathers his private army, they can also say hello to their little friend, tungsten BB, at the same time.
  8. If, in the course of eating a HFS sandwich at brunch, your new table mate asks about your interest in buying a home a couple dozen times, there is nothing weird about that
  9. As long as none of the calculations involve “sheep years.”
  10. “Como se dice, “blow-jobbo??”
  11. Yes. But to look fair, they will not overturn the DC circuit saying that immunity is not a defense. So when they allow a convicted Trump to assume the presidency after his election in 2024, they will throw their hands in the air and point to their impartial rulings. I do repeat this as the long-shot possibility: Roberts is worried about SCOTUS losing its authority - and people deciding to just not follow them. To quote Stalin about the Pope, “how many divisions does Roberts have?” A Justice Marshall Marbury v Madison moment. The stain of corruption from Thomas is so strong that Trump‘s attorney Hubba Dabba Do publicly reminding SCOTUS that they need to rule for Trump - because they are his puppets put there to do his bidding - may push them over the edge in a 5-4 decision to make a ruling that is solely meant to show that Trump does not own them. Don’t bet on that.
  12. Fly first class more. My spiel on Southwest cattle call seating is to thin women walking toward me with an open seat to my left: “Hi, would your thinness like to sit in that seat where I will not talk to you the rest of the flight?” I have not had to sit next to a water buffalo sized passenger for years. Plus, I am not a large person who occupies my seat mate’s space either.
  13. Most of Maga that day were just old, fat gravy seals. … so don’t lead them as much
  14. Of course he was. You never seem to read about religious leaders sexually abusing old people in the nursing home.
  15. Damn you Satan! Corrupting this fine man of God…before Satan entered his life, he only had 632 child porn pics…
  16. My strategy of aisle seat procurement has been fully vindicated.
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