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Gatorubet

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  1. Since you picked today to battle various strawman I never asserted, who am I to stop you? This is rather odd, as you normally don’t post stuff anywhere near this level. And can I mark you down as approving foreign businesses taking over governments if they pass laws impacting 100% of their profits, since you rise to the defense of poor old UFC? You seem rather unperturbed as that entire concept. Smoke a joint, play with your pets and get back to me.
  2. Pro tip: never recommend a restaurant with the Chef is named “Gruel” Edit: Dammit! I’m late to the party again Surlygator
  3. 1931 is waaay after a bunch of different filibuster adventures, and after all of the various United Fruit Company excesses. Hell, UFC led a coup against Honduras president in 1911 for daring to pass laws that were negative to their company business. I do not view the mention of the totality of history in that area of the world as “revisionism” - at least when it comes to US involvement in their affairs.
  4. We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the DT posters are pussies. And Bob is an asshole. But he’s our asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us inject politics into this thread, and allow us to criticize this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
  5. I think you absolutely minimize the impact of the College of the Americas Buddy
  6. And interestingly enough, that is exactly the Russian worldview. So he and Putin are extraordinarily simpatico on those points.
  7. I think that Texans know enough to rake their forest floors.
  8. from my post Katrina experience, jumping on a rental before prices go up is a great idea that you should share with any of your neighbors who’s homes did not make it.
  9. Would it be too much to ask for a picture of you pissing on the fire? …. with a sharpie in your butt if possible. edit: dammit. Brisket got the piss issue first
  10. Jim Cantore’s hair disagrees with you
  11. And while this is incredibly less important, there is a chance that his home and everything his family owns will be lost in that damn fire. This is truly a heartbreaking for so many people.
  12. I’m very worried after seeing all of those cars abandoned in the middle of the road that you can’t get around. I think I’m gonna be up tonight until he finally posts he is safe.
  13. I hear by nominate that Bruin should be considered Surly’s resident expert on procrastination
  14. Counterpoint: unlimited, uninterrupted fapping. Plus, 80 mph Santa Ana winds blast furnace fire will take care of that ‘no heat’ part. Also, you could take the pets to your boat and watch the fires from off the shore.
  15. August 22, 2024 Manifesto. it was like Tebow‘s promise, but nobody created a permanent plaque
  16. “ For 30 years I’ve been the best shrimper on the Bayou, but do they call me Boudreaux the shrimper? No. All of the other fisherman come to me to work on their boat engines, no matter the type I can fix them all. But do they call me Boudreaux the mechanic? no …. But fuck a couple of dying birds….”
  17. OTOH, I did once get a round of 59 on GameBoy golf - so I may be a world record holder.
  18. I believe I am eminently qualified (and highly skilled) in not creating generational wealth for my family.
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