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Gatorubet

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  1. Trump famously sues or threatens to sue anybody who “defames him” when they say something truthful. When Elmo said that Trump was on the list, not a peep about suing him. Trump can’t. If he sued him, Elmo could submit evidence of the truthfulness of his statement as an absolute defense to the suit. And we can’t have that. I personally don’t think there’s a list, but if that journalist is correct, and there were Polaroids of Trump with topless teenagers in Epstein’s safe, then the FBI did in fact get that when they rated Epstein’s properties. Trump probably did not care if Epstein took a Polaroid back then, because: 1) they were pedo buddies; and 2) releasing any of that would be like mutually assured destruction for many powerful people. Perhaps… And if any of the above is true, that shit was all burned and the ashes stuck on a landfill years ago. The fact that nothing will be produced will stick in the Q-morons’ craws forever. They still believe Obama did not have a valid birth certificate. No way that wing of MAGA will ever give up their pedophiles-in-the-pizza-place-basement-drinking-kids’-adrenochrome need to be punished.
  2. That was apparently only information about Doris getting her oats.
  3. this oddly checks out.
  4. Maybe it’s that “grabs your dick like a gorilla grabs a banana” thing that some Surly poster discussed a while back. Sounds more painful than attractive to me, but I’m not here to kink shame.
  5. This is, sadly, the essence of the Trump administration. I admit that they are pretty good at cruelty, perhaps the only skill they have mastered.
  6. Most competent public relations experts know that simply ordering dim, delusional people to stop talking about things that anger them is the surest way to get them to shut up.
  7. Thanks speed. My iPhone cut and paste would not let me copy the politico article text. It happens. I wasn’t sure if politico had disabled the cut and paste feature - or my phone was acting up - but I thought it was an interesting article.
  8. 17 posts after mine. I have to say that I am thoroughly disappointed in you assholes.
  9. A lot of people are saying that Epstein had a private pedophile compound in Greenland, and that is why Trump wants to place it under control of the US military, so no one can access it and all of the video and audio records of pedophile activity in Greenland. I’m not saying it’s true, I’m just saying a whole lot of people are saying that there’s a pedophile compound in Greenland that Trump visited and he wants to take that out of public view. I do not follow this as much as the MAGA people, so I would appreciate it if some of you could go to those sites and ask the same question to see whether it has any validity. I mean, we’re just asking questions.
  10. h I think I duped one of the images, but as politico is a pay site and would not let me copy the text I wanted folks to be able to read it anyway
  11. Republican women will still support a convicted rapist…,a man who admitted committing fraud at his university, whose charity for young cancer victims was a grift to fill his own family’s bank account, and who were later prohibited from participating in charities because of their fraud . A man whocalled his young daughter ‘hot’, and ‘a piece of ass’ and who admitted on video that his good Buddy Epstein ‘likes his women on the younger side.’ And of course he can grab the Republican pussy anytime he wants because they let him do that when you’re a star. Here’s to you conservative Republican women…
  12. Not particularly funny or inspired… and then I noticed the juice box.
  13. I was fully aware when I posted. But we need to keep that Surly post count up, and them teeing off on that should cause an increase.
  14. I should start up a trade school for “AI Repair” - so the unemployed can get on the ground floor of a new exploding job opportunity…. After their check for the new term clears.
  15. My coworkers asked me what I did right after the muggers ran off….. I finished refueling my rental car and drove to Hertz. They now think I’m mental. I mean, that’s fair, but not for that reason.
  16. It sounded more like khakis and a dress shirt.
  17. The only thing we have going for us right now is that people who are fine with a dictator usually insist on a competent dictator. Trump with no one to provide guard rails is such an incompetent buffoon that our economy and relationships with former allies will be fucked up so catastrophically that people will think fondly of the Joe Biden robot. American should get used to being thought of as asshole leopards once they get outside of the USA. It will take decades for the world to forgive us for this shit show that is the Trump administration (which is doing its best to destroy the world’s economies).
  18. haha. well, that would be fun It’s just as likely that the honking horn - or him finally getting the bracelet un- latched to get my watch off my wrist - was the reason they ran. Those three things happened about the same time. I honestly think it took so long messing with me with no results that when they finally got my watch, they ran. Anyway, the detective told me there was a 99% chance of some kind of plea deal. After all, a jury will get to hear that a guy convicted of robbing people at gas stations is accused of robbing me at the gas station. Since the prior conviction will come in, he will likely be toast anyway. And if they found my watch in his car, there’s no way he can walk. The detective told me that there was close to zero chance that I’d be needed at a trial. I already bought a brand new replacement watch for the princely sum of $135 on eBay.
  19. Update: I received an unexpected call from a Detective from Oakland. Someone had called in and reported my mugging and the black sedan. They must have given a partial license, because the detective said that their crime detection cameras and license plate scanner had found the car quickly. Using my credit card information from the gas station they found my address and phone number, and called me to ask if I was in Oakland on Monday around 11:30. When I confirmed I was mugged around then and my watch stolen, the detective was extremely happy. They weren’t sure if anything was taken, but the guy they arrested had just gotten out of jail for robbing people at gas stations. There was also a mini crime spree Saturday, Sunday and Monday, which they think mostly involved this guy at nearby gas stations. Because of the information I gave them (watch stolen) they were now formally charging him with a felony. I told the detective that I would be happy to fly to Oakland on my dime to testify, and to tell the Dipshit that at the pre-trial. Given that I never made a police report, the fact Oakland detectives tracked me down and have arrested a likely suspect is pretty damn awesome. Remind me not to go crime-ing in Oakland. oh. They got a subpoena for the car from the scan match - and found what looks to be some stolen stuff in it. If they find my watch, they will send it to me after the case is closed.
  20. https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/27/politics/fact-check-trump-rogan-podcast
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