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TornACL

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  1. I have been to the last 7 of these things. You're a pussy.
  2. Throw a fucking hoodie on.
  3. I suffered through watching all 3 of the SF-TOR games. It felt like the Jays had at least six weak grounders that miraculously found a hole to drive in ruins or to extend an inning that eventually ended in runs. They have a lucky horseshoe up their asses at the moment. But they're playing aggressive baseball and they're a hell of a lot more fun to watch than the fucking Giants.
  4. This is why I always schedule work travel on this week.
  5. I'm at the Residence Inn Downtown, which appears to have a bourbon bar attached to it. I'm related news I will be drinking a lot of bourbon Friday night.
  6. I fell asleep in the middle of the 9th with the game on the bedroom TV. I can't believe that call of the walk off didn't wake me back up.
  7. That was one of the most frustrating SFG games I can recall in some time. Another night of 2 runs produced for 8 innings. Then a miracle 9th inning rally, only to be killed by Matty Windmill in the 3B coaches box and buried by Doval, who was throwing marshmallows in the 10th.
  8. Yeah I need a screen shot of that one. For later.
  9. Two Weeks isn't a plan it's a dodge. It's always a dodge.
  10. Ol "Two Weeks" Trump. His default answeer. Putin also had two weeks to agree to a ceasefire....three weeks ago. This has to be about the 20th time he's announced a two week self imposed deadline to announce a plan or decision. I think we're 0 for 20 so far on actually meeting those deadlines.
  11. The worst part for an Arkansas fan is that it probably takes them an hour to get out of the stadium because they have to pack up their inflatable kangaroos, and their inflatable palm trees, and their leis, and their flags, and their stupid fucking beer hats.
  12. I didn't call it, I asked for it. But my words apparently have power.
  13. Incredible display of dumbassery in that half inning, from players to coaches. YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
  14. From my keyboard to God's ears
  15. Please let Arkansas lose this game on something incredibly stupid.
  16. Based on her hat, I think she might be a time traveler from 2002.
  17. Karl Ravech is a beating. He seems like the kind of guy who orders a glass of milk at dinner.
  18. Give me a roadie to Eugene or Madison and fuck all the rest of them.
  19. So this guy encountered police security patrols at the second and third house he approached. The third was where he killed the rep and spouse. Outstanding police work, fellas. What a fucking joke.
  20. Adames is awesome. But I will forever hate in-game interviews.
  21. Let's drink!
  22. 57 years old and lived with roommates. So he was a loser. But sure it was politicians' fault.
  23. I have seen this look before. Usually when I approach two brunettes at the bar.
  24. Just like we all expected, Giants tied for first with God's gift to baseball after 70 games.
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