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TornACL

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    Amelia

    We're not gonna send another submersible down there to look at it, right? We learned our lesson?
  2. I don't know, it triggered the fuck out of me when the Steelers and Packers played in the Super Bowl in Jerryworld.
  3. I enjoy the "I just sometimes re-sell discount lumber and old paint cans, what would i want with a giant trailer" defense.
  4. Sir Shedrick. Terrible sequence for him.
  5. +8 is too high but if BYU shoots well from 3 they could win by 30. Would not bet this game.
  6. The guy who owns the house, their friend, claimed in an earlier article that he slept on the couch for 48 hours after the game. So yeah they all got super fucked up. Or he came up with the stupidest alibi of all time.
  7. I guarantee you that Carla Jean couldn't make biscuits worth a fuck.
  8. Against Cincy at home, BYU had Knell shoot 9 of 14 from behind the arc.... And the rest of the team was a combined 4 of 32 (!!!) from deep. So let's get another night like that from those fools and grab some rebounds.
  9. Looked like a travel before the foul.
  10. On one hand, I didn't think the Ravens looked that impressive against Houston. But on the other hand, they won with relative ease despite presumably not bringing their A game. I lean Chiefs but would never bet that game. I don't fully trust the Ravens yet. The Lions might get a 49era bounceback game. I have no evidence, but it seems when good teams get a real scare and survive, they come out unbeatable the next game. Lions feel like those 80s AFC teams that were fun and loveable and then just got pantsed when they faced a physical defense. 49ers secondary can be had though. Chiefs 23 Ravens 20 49ers 34 Lions 20 Hoping for the exact opposite, though.
  11. I think what we're learning here is that everything goes with chili. Biscuits, corn bread, Fritos, cinnamon rolls, rice, what have you...
  12. Same, but I'm also already tired of Josh Allen's fucking palms up act every single time he gets touched by any defender. You're like 6'5" and a zillion pounds you pussy.
  13. When he said he went a little crazy on the spices I presumed that meant he put like 1 1/2 tbsp total of any kind of spice, instead of his usual 1 tbsp.
  14. Munch holding and examining the bottle of "pop" really made me laugh.
  15. The people hoarding groceries are the same people running their heater at 79 degrees the entire week to keep their house warm.
  16. I received my email from UT with my seat selection appointment on Tuesday. Just heads up in case anyone is looking and hasn't seen it yet. I missed it originally because I get so many promotional emails from Texas Athletics I usually just ignore them.
  17. Sprung games should be home and home non conference scrimmages. A Texas-Ohio State home and home in April after spring practices would be tits. They'd pack the house for a game that means absolutely nothing but possibly some momentum for the preseason rankings.
  18. Maybe this was already said, but when the mic picked up Saban saying to Kirby before the SECCG, "I'm too old for this" I had a feeling he was gonna hang em up.
  19. That's God trying to tell us that Christmas Season is not from Halloween to MLK Day.
  20. I thought I might sneak my way into a tie if I changed my title pick to Washington. I was distraught when I saw that you also had Washington. Congrats! I can buy a nice bottle of bourbon and cigars and laugh at the suckers beneath me in the standings. So that's cool.
  21. Have they fumbled twice and put the offense on the sideline the whole third quarter?
  22. Let's bury these pieces of shit.
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