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TornACL

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  1. Everyone has sat next to a guy at DKRTMS who does nothing but bitch about the starting quarterback for four hours. What we're experiencing is the political equivalent of plucking that guy out of the stands and putting him in at QB vs Georgia.
  2. This strategic approach must have been dreamed up by the Lionel Hutz of economists.
  3. Is this team really that talented? My biggest gripe with Terry is the roster construction and portal usage. I see a few regular players who should never get minutes on a good team, and there are also a couple of guys who should never have been asked back this season.
  4. Is David Pierce sitting in the Santa Clara dugout in disguise and acting as the SC pitching coach?
  5. Is my stream screwed up or did it really just take us 2 hours to play 4 innings?
  6. I didn't say everyone. Fuck off.
  7. The takes on this thread are doing domestic violence to my sanity. Jesus, some of y'all don't need to come running in to chime in on everything. Take a breath
  8. Especially since.... Williamson County
  9. Rodney Terry will take this team on a deep run in the SEC and NCAAs because I hate watching this team, and I am convinced that RT is actively trying to give me a stroke.
  10. I want to see what happens, I don't want to be part of the performance art.
  11. I mean there's a legit possibility I will still be awake at 11. I can roll up to the park and take a nap when we're up 8-1 on Illinois.
  12. I really believe that this is all some elaborate piece of performance art.
  13. For any other Horns making the trip, that 11am start Sunday morning in Vegas will separate the die hards from the rest of us. I put the odds of me being in any condition to attend a baseball game at that time at +600
  14. I really like him. Good hitter, sees a lot of pitches, and has pop. That HR was a tank.
  15. I am ready for Vegas next weekend. Oh and also to catch some Texas Baseball.
  16. It was just nice to see our pitching staff not have like 15 3-0 counts because they're all trying to nibble around the plate.
  17. I blame the Super Bowl / Championship Game drought entirely on you mouth breathers who insist on calling them the "Fecals" It is truly the dumbest shit ever and your family should be embarrassed about counting you among their ranks.
  18. Can that fucking dipshit take his ball cap off in the oval office?
  19. In my personal observation, the three worst cars for drivers are: 1. Minivans (any make or model) 2. Jeeps (esp if the dash is full of Jeep ducks) 3. Teslas And the worst driving can be seen entering or exiting a Starbucks parking lot. If you see a Minivan up ahead that's about to pull out of a Starbucks, just know you're entering a world of danger.
  20. Unlike Baylor, we could actually afford to fly Scott Drew out to Turkey and get him hair plugs so he can finally get rid of that ridiculous 1982 comb-over. Personally, I would be fine with hiring Scott Drew and flying him to Turkey. But make it a one way ticket because fuck that guy.
  21. Nothing is gonna sell out. You could walk up and get tickets.
  22. Can't wait to walk into Globe Life Friday night!! 🤘🤘
  23. Gotta write a big, big check to the Salvation Army. Personally I think it would be far cheaper, and possibly more effective, to somehow involve Rowdy in some sort of tragic grain silo accident.
  24. Justin Tugger, imo
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