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TornACL

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  1. Every time I see that question asked in a presser I assume it's dumb fuck Kirk Bohls or dumber fuck Brian Davis.
  2. Only Surly would get snobby about which tortillas are best for *throwing*. Some of you need to get laid.
  3. Live in or visit Fort Worth for 5 days and you will hate TCU. Nothing but turds. They wonder why Fort Worth won't support their school. The city would, if TCU kids quit being let out in public
  4. Horns - 27 Red Raiders - 24 Auburn walks it off with a field goal. Pass interference flag puts Texas in FG territory. Texas team pelted with trash while leaving the field. Big 12 vows to issue a public reprimand. Receivers - 146 yards. JT Sanders (TE) gets 90 yards, not counted in the total above.
  5. When it comes to delivering accurate passes under pressure, I would agree.
  6. At some point in the game, he described Frank Harris taking a deep shot, which was like a 12 yard pass to a tight end.
  7. He is a fucking terrible announcer. I would rather have Beth Mowins and her God awful accent than Galindo.
  8. Settle down, Alice
  9. In addition to awarding money to the best posts of the week, we should also fine the worst tangent starter of the week $25.
  10. Last week we showed a lot of promise. This week we prove it. We dogwalk UTSA. And give up a chunk of yards in the 4th after everything has mostly been settled. 48-24 UTSA 418 total yards.
  11. As always you should feel encouraged by the fact that every Joe Q Public is on the bAmA bLoWoUt drum beat. Alabama - 43 Texas - 24 Late garbage TD makes it look worse than it was. Ewers - 245 total yards
  12. I got into the bourbon tonight so I placed a small bet on TCU CU under 59.5. Hoping Colorado's offense is still dogshit.
  13. Get ready for the greatest event in American sports, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
  14. Who would have ever thought that Mike Mayock and Jon Gruden would be shitty talent evaluators. Oh, everyone? Ok then.
  15. Girl on the right doesn't have to look both ways before crossing the street.
  16. Seems like a hell of a lot of words just to say "Don't care, had sex"
  17. They do it because they don't have any friends to call or hang out with after the game.
  18. Sounds like something someone with open restraining orders against them would say.
  19. I have heard nothing good about living at Montgomery Plaza. The couple of people I do know who used to have places there got out as soon as they could. They claimed that outrageous HOA fee does nothing to prevent frequent maintenance nuisances.
  20. Doesn't matter what your recruiting ranking was four years ago when hardly any of them are on the roster anymore.
  21. So 120 days until it's closed again.
  22. Is there some kind of emergency broadcast system or Amber alert type of deal that will let me know when QE3 has officially developed swagger?
  23. This thread fucks. I donated my table top Blackstone to my tailgate group a few years back but I am hopping on Amazon to rectify that situation, pronto.
  24. I hope this August reprieve means that we're gonna have a Texas OU game with kickoff temps in the 40s.
  25. My old source was a stupid lying idiot but now I have a new source who swears he knows everything and I believe him and that will be $9.95, sir.
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