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hookem2010

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  1. Not directly climate-related I guess, but environmental, Tanzania is reportedly violently evicting the Maasai people off their ancestral lands to create a game reserve for the UAE royal family. Because the thing rich assholes need is another place to shoot big animals in order to convince themselves and others that they don't actually have tiny dicks.
  2. Fucking rich people... who's looking forward to the start of this summer being standard?!? I, for one, enjoy not being able to comfortably leave the house after 9 AM for 4 months a year.
  3. We've got some version of the baby Bjorn and my wife just ordered a cloth swaddle-like carrier. I definitely going to invest in those velcro swaddles though.
  4. First night in the house since leaving the hospital. I'm currently alternating between doing laps around the living room to stay awake and rocking him on the couch since he has no interest in sleeping in his bassinet tonight. Swaddle technique needs improvement and my already moderate-heavy caffeine intake will be increasing substantially. He is pretty damn adorable though.
  5. Well, it went down about half an hour after that last post. Baby boy popped out on the 2nd contraction she pushed on, before the OB even made it into the room. It was insane and amazing.
  6. I should be joining the club in a few hours. Chilling in L&D while the wife naps before the main event!
  7. The Onion continuing to show how insane our routine mass shootings are better than any actual news source Dear God, don't give them any ideas with the term "existence displacement events".
  8. No, Mr. Gohmert. It's not just that we don't think you have a heart. We think you are the Scarecrow, Tin Man and Lion all rolled into one.
  9. Yea, the moaning is super annoying to listen to. Looks like Gauff will shut her up shortly though.
  10. Really great country we've got here, folks. https://www.wmtw.com/article/new-hampshire-boy-8-killed-in-shooting-during-family-vacation-in-south-carolina/40158267
  11. I love the smell of freedom in the morning.
  12. Recs for a stream of the Scandinavians today? The TV schedule for this tournament is horrible if you don't have the Tennis Channel.
  13. America: Canada's Diaper
  14. Jesus Christ, here we fucking go again.
  15. Nadal pushed to the 5th by Auger-Aliassime
  16. Apparently my Korean wife is a "chink".
  17. It took all of 2 months living in Decatur, TX for our car windows and sidewalk to have asian slurs written on them. Fuck those people, they were exactly who expected them to be.
  18. Damn, this Canadian dude got a serious serve.
  19. I get to experience that for the first time in the next few days! Although I hear the little guy immediately loses value when he exits the womb. Like driving a new car out of the lot.
  20. Don't be absurd. They shoot pets too.
  21. Goddamn aggies and sooners coming in here and being reasonable. I can't imagine what your boards look like based on our DT, but can we send Sack and Immaculate there? I'm sure they would be happier. And while we're at it, can we also send workswithseed to a YouTube page where kids unbox toys or something of equivalent simplicity?
  22. I'm kind of novice when it comes to guns so please excuse what might seem like a silly question, but do you gun guys like AR-15s so much because the narrow barrel actually hugs your little pecker when you jerk off into it while something like a shotgun barrel barely makes contact?
  23. Yea, it's fucked up. I don't get the pride in being a gun owner though. It's obviously not hard. You don't have to put in any effort or show any degree of responsibility to own a gun. You just fucking pay for it and there you go. I'm not a proud television owner.
  24. Message sent! It may be a futile endeavour, but I'm going to have some extra time at home this fall so I'm thinking of jumping on the Beto volunteer train.
  25. This may have been mentioned by now, but a page right out of their playbook. I know in the late 2000s, there were regularly giant posters of aborted fetuses in front of Gregory Gym. Only difference is those just gunned down are thinking, caring CHILDREN and not a fucking embryo.
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