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Hefeweizen

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Probably his office banker telling him he’s going to be a poor if he doesn’t stop driving Tesla off the Cliff using his Twitter account. The finding out part of the game seems a lot less fun than the fucking around part.
  2. It’s anus preparation time today. 75 mph winds predicted. Radar below. Pineapple Express incoming. They like weird names for storm events out here.
  3. Awww sheeit. I just read this whole thing. Sad when internet shit turns real sour.
  4. Don’t derail the shitshow, please.
  5. Sorry I wasn’t more clear. I didn’t renew once it came to term. The price was going to go up a lot, fucking actuaries!
  6. I let my term life expire once I had enough saved and invested for the family if I kick the bucket. Other than that throw my body in the dumpster or the ocean. My real fear is dementia or something similar. Just going to buy a boat and start sailing west if that happens.
  7. No that’s just you. Surly is for the 0.5 percent
  8. Worst year since 2008 for the market. Weird times. I invested heavily from august onwards thinking next year after the first quarter should start to improve. I am less sure of the next 12 months than I’ve been in a long time.
  9. My dad is a lifelong democrat (82 now) and I was a Republican for quite a long time until the bullshit started to wear thin, between Bush invading Iraq and the tea party fakery. What this trend says is that millennials have better bullshit filters than us old.
  10. Hefeweizen

    Pele - RIP

    I met him one time at school. He was still young then (probably late 40s). Superstar. The game is so different today he can’t be compared but his teams were unreal. So much better than the competition it was scary.
  11. It’s word salad. The guy is literally just a walking tweet compilation of the dumbest stuff I’ve read online.
  12. Yeah I think surly may be a poor choice for someone who has problems with GenX. There are a lot of us assholes here.
  13. He’s embracing the yolo concept a little too late. Maybe he can get in on GameStop while he’s at it?
  14. Now. Catch a falling knife, nothing bad can ever happen.
  15. Yeah Michael Burry about to cash in on his big short 2 if he’s still short TSLA. For years shorts were slaughtered but I don’t see this one happening. Headed down past 115 soon.
  16. I always thought southwest sucked but now it’s aggy level ineptitude. Unbelievable. There needs to be accountability at some point for these fuckos.
  17. Got a pair of Julbo sunglasses that are photochromic and used them on a ride yesterday. Fantastic especially when riding from full sun into shadows. My old sunglasses are relegated to driving or walking. I do look like a massive tool in these but I’m sure I look like a tool anyway.
  18. Merry Christmas assholes.
  19. Well a mixed year overall. I think I wound up down 8 lbs over the year, but most importantly the weight I’ve kept has been moving away from the gut. I’ve added cycling to my exercise routine, at least 30 miles a week, and play less tennis just because there are so many things to do here and less opponents available. Completely quit alcohol, permanently, after realizing if I did it I wouldn’t miss it at all. My biggest problem is my sweet tooth, but I will manage it. I plan to run more frequently on trails and in rough terrain as road running beats the hell out of my knees. 2023 here we come.
  20. The peninsula is going to be a high off 59 and a low of about 45 this week. You have immunity from negs but I may get bombed into Bolivia.
  21. Yeah they’re going to have herd immunity and if it costs them 1 percent of their population that’s fine now because their economy is shitting itself. The supply chain issues are getting worse and long term the one thing China can’t afford is to lose a large chunk of its manufacturing, which is coming.
  22. Carmel by the Sea during King tides.
  23. Oops instead of day drinking I’m posting sober. That may have been poor judgment.
  24. Yeah I’m technically working but I literally haven’t gotten a thing done today, so I wanted to wish each and every one of you motherfuckers a safe and happy Christmas. This place is incredible in its breadth of knowledge (see Ukraine War, the Oil and Gas threads, car threads, and even the food forum) plus its extra helping of degeneracy. I am glad I joined all those many years ago and regret nothing. See you degenerates after the holidays.
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