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Hefeweizen

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  1. There’s the aggy tackling everyone is used to. Jimbo looks so funny because he’s short. And a cuck.
  2. Yeah he is top notch and Addison is Worthy minus the drops. Aggy needs to run up the score. Put 50 on lsu.
  3. Fucking two cripples beating each other with their crutches and people are wondering how they do in the ring with Mike Tyson. We’d knock both their shitty assess in the dirt.
  4. Holy shit the posters sucking aggy dick in this thread need to examine their life choices.
  5. Lol aggy needs to crank the roller coaster up again now. Best 5-7 team in the country.
  6. Dude you are a gaping vagine. We have Ewers now and Manning coming and you’re jealous of concussion Conner? Lol.
  7. Third answer needed; boot in your ass.
  8. We’ve had a couple of throwback days, with highs in the high 60s and lows in the 50s. Usually now our low is around 46-47 and the high about 55. It’s also been sunny. Just glorious weather.
  9. Fuck yes!
  10. You guys are badass. Seriously impressive. I just did a half marathon and it wrecked me. 2:40 and the last three miles I was cooked. I regret nothing.
  11. These stupid historical memes make me laugh way harder than they should. Well done.
  12. Where is the option for I don’t wear Cowboy boots? I’m rocking my Birkenstock sandals with black socks and cargo shorts.
  13. I’ll have you know nil nil is a very exciting score line. For the bookies.
  14. China COVID restrictions mean next week will probably be red. They are going to fuck this up again.
  15. I miss having a pool. Probably will never own one again. Really enjoyed geeking out with chemicals and trying combinations, including borax and other chemicals to improve the feel of the pool. Had both chlorine and salt pools. The guy who bought my house immediately hired a pool service. Some people don’t like maintaining pools but it was pretty zen like for me, except when that yellow Austin pollen was falling in the pool.
  16. Not if I swallow them whole, cookie!
  17. Sem duvida. Finally a little crispier first touch.
  18. Quoted for truth. Pussy ass bitch.
  19. Serbia is roughing them up bro. They are barely getting the control before a hard challenge comes in. Vamos nessa Brasil!
  20. Happy thanksgiving you filthy animals!
  21. Subbed out. Fuck you, Suarez.
  22. If there isn’t a Damn Son on that side it’s a real shame.
  23. Fuck your Wordle. Rage. Wordle 523 5/6 πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ¨ β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  24. He’s just the latest piece of shit in a long line of them. Back to when I used to watch all of Brazilian National games as a kid, Uruguay was inevitably who there would be the most red cards with. Argentina is a bigger rival, and definitely the most fearsome opponent, but Uruguay is just a bunch of turds. Which is funny because they are a wonderful little country with great people otherwise.
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